Today, my niece, who is fifteen, convinced my six-year-old daughter that her name is spelled C-U-N-T, and just pronounced as Catherine. FML
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chris_42 11
I take it you're not a fan of Cuntherine then?
silvercamaro 22
#22 they got it, it's just not very funny
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alexeeder 7
kick her motherfuckin ass! I know I would!!
The_Thinker 18
Your niece does indeed sound like a B-I-T-C-H, but I assume it's pronounced "Bethany."
silverclaw 4
That was cruel of her to do. But your daughter is 6 and clearly can be taught to spell her name! Unless the is some valid reason otherwise, you deserve it! A 6 year old should be in kindergarten or 1st grade already and learning these things properly.
doodlecloud 26
I'm assuming she could actually spell her name before and her cousin just told her she was wrong and showed her how to spell it 'properly'.
qwertyu_ioplk 9
you need to give that girl a slap.
edanielleh 21
If i was in your shoes I would kill that niece. What a mean thing to do to a little kid!
jesustitts 20
Kill her over a joke? And end up in jail? Maybe Cuntherine's mom needs to speak with her nieces mother and father.
TheCerealKiller 24
Well. Obviously your niece's name IS spelled C-U-N-T. Maybe she wanted someone to share in her misery.
Wakachulak 22
Me thinks your niece don't liketh her cousin much...
wannabesinger 16
Somebody isn't getting anything for the holidays.
lolita88_fml 27
No, that's not cool, call your sister/brother and tell her/him to have a talk with your niece about being a little wankstain. You don't mess with young children and spelling, especially their own name. You also don't try to convince them their name is spelt like a vulgar term for ******. Or you could kick the niece's ass. I bloody would if she did that to my baby.
DrKoz 10
Talk to your brother/sister about their daughter's future career as a professional con. Or a lawyer. Not that there is much differance.