Today, my niece, who is fifteen, convinced my six-year-old daughter that her name is spelled C-U-N-T, and just pronounced as Catherine. FML
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Today, my seven-year-old niece gave me a birthday card. Only she'd spelled my name as ‘Jenny.’ When I told her it was spelled with an i instead of a y, she cried. FML
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Today, my 10-year-old niece asked me how to spell "embarrassing." I confidently spelled it out. She giggled and said, "No, that's wrong." She was right, and to make matters a tad ironic, I'd just finished bragging about winning a spelling bee back in middle school. FML
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Today, my 15-year-old daughter said she wanted to become a "baby name expert". I chortled, until I looked it up. They actually exist. FML
Today, we found out that my unborn sibling is a girl, and my parents quickly named her. In a few years' time, "Candida" is going to catch all kinds of shit at school, just like I do for being named Dorothy. My "friends" have already started calling me "Lil' yeast infection's sis." FML
Today, I found out that my 6-year-old son was named after my wife's "Favorite Uncle" because he might also be the father. FML
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chris_42 11
I take it you're not a fan of Cuntherine then?
silvercamaro 22
#22 they got it, it's just not very funny
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Comments (78)
skyeyez9 24
Your niece is confused, its actually her name that is ****. Also, I would shove her down the stairs, and say that you tripped and accidentally bumped into her.
Ubehage 32
Most six-year-olds know how to spell their own name. Such a prank would not be possible, if the parents did their job.
alycion 38
Children that she can be gullible and convinced they were spelling their make incorrectly if someone they look up to or are trying to please tells them so. The poor parenting bandwagon is almost as old as the dump him/her one. I know me and my sister would often try to convince that our parents lied to is and this is the proper way as jokes when we were little. Sometimes it worked. Each time it did the punishments got harsher. That phase of our lives didn't last. Op probably is doing a fine job as a parent and was just undermined by an early teen brat who is testing her limits on cruelty. See, even with good parents, it's normal for kids to be ass gnomes and test limits. If the niece's parents do nothing about it though, then that is poor parenting.
kittiemarie 8
You should have taught her how to spell her name already... My 2 year old can almost spell her name and she knows it's not c-u-n- t... YDI for being lazy about her education
hordriss 14
Your niece is a nasty bitch.
FrankHotpants 31
I **** believe she did that, it's such a dirty word.
bessiemay01 5
I just see her teacher's face when she's grading papers.
worldclassrager 39
I think she'll realize that it's not right it shouldn't take too long when she learns spelling...
mFUNdo21 17
troll cousin strikes again
FizzyFun 8
Sounds like your neice loves *****
dietbacon 13
oh my, +86 vs +86! Tight contest for top comment :)