Today, my niece, who is fifteen, convinced my six-year-old daughter that her name is spelled C-U-N-T, and just pronounced as Catherine. FML
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Today, my seven-year-old niece gave me a birthday card. Only she'd spelled my name as ‘Jenny.’ When I told her it was spelled with an i instead of a y, she cried. FML
Today, my 8 year-old niece and I were arguing over how many letters were in the alphabet. Guess who was right. FML
Today, my five year-old sister won't stop saying, "Shit buckle fuckle ton." My boyfriend's excuse was that he was teaching her how to rhyme. FML
Today, my five year-old niece thought that it would be acceptable to carve her artwork all over our toilet seat. FML
Today, my 10-year-old niece asked me how to spell "embarrassing." I confidently spelled it out. She giggled and said, "No, that's wrong." She was right, and to make matters a tad ironic, I'd just finished bragging about winning a spelling bee back in middle school. FML
Today, my four-year-old daughter called me by her mom's new boyfriend's name. Three different times. FML
Today, my 15-year-old daughter said she wanted to become a "baby name expert". I chortled, until I looked it up. They actually exist. FML
Today, we found out that my unborn sibling is a girl, and my parents quickly named her. In a few years' time, "Candida" is going to catch all kinds of shit at school, just like I do for being named Dorothy. My "friends" have already started calling me "Lil' yeast infection's sis." FML
Today, I found out that my 6-year-old son was named after my wife's "Favorite Uncle" because he might also be the father. FML
Today, my 7 year-old daughter loudly asked in the middle of a supermarket, "Mummy, what's a cunt?" FML
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chris_42 11
I take it you're not a fan of Cuntherine then?
silvercamaro 22
#22 they got it, it's just not very funny
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Comments (78)
weby11 12
Time to get revenge on the brat niece >:D
sscookie 13
ur niece sounds like a little b-i-t-c-h
jasmine2301 25
Which spells Catherine.
emuexport 4
Thats pretty funny !!!
Rainbow_dumpster 28
She is gonna be amazing when she grows up! /sarcasm
angelitared 27
What a **** Move.
asylumlane 23
I think it's best to keep her away from your daughter until she's matured... which may possibly never happen.
perdix 29
You should let her pronounce her name correctly -- it would roll off the tongue so delightfully.
Enslaved 36
C U N (ext) T (ueday) is what we always called it. And then after that. . . Uh-Oh Guess what day it is? Guess what day it is? Hump Daaaay! Woooohoooo!
sems_fml 5
Devil spawn perhaps? I hope your neice is grounded or something. Your poor child!
jrock9093 18
Wow that niece needs a little tough love no phone grounded and no internet or TV that's al kids want these days any ways sorry op you kid shouldn't have to be thought those things good luck