By anotherfmladdict - 26/09/2013 07:06 - United States - Muscatine
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Welcome to the 21st century
I would still chortle.
I would as well... Until I remember that there are people out there who name their kids: Seven Sirius Puma Audio Science (wtf) Fifi Trixibelle Reignbeau Moon Unit Dweezil North West Apple Messiah Ya'Majesty Jermajesty Kal-el Moxie Crime fighter Tabooger These people probably wished their parents had hired a baby name expert.
Thanks
Bitches naming their kids after shit they can't even afford. Like Mercedes, diamond..
I actually like Kal-el. Better as a girl's name, though.
@34 well then it would be Kara-zorel :) for a girl
My aunt named her 2 children Sincere and Sir. She really should've gotten a baby name expert.
Your daughter to her clients: "Looking at the fetus, I'm really feeling a 'Sally' or 'Samantha' vibe radiating off of her. That'll.. That'll be good."
What about Gaylord M. Focker? ;D
Girls went from wanting to be princesses to wanting to be baby name experts.. At least one of those dreams gets paid
Well both of those professions get paid, the difference is in what they actually do for the money.
3- Yeah....being a princess pays very well, IF you're fortunate enough to get to actually be one. I can't imagine anyone making enough money naming other people's babies to even eat that day. :P
I believe the way our generation is moving it may be very lucrative
12- My sisters lives in Los Angeles. They get paid pretty well.
Atleast she doesnt want to be like Miley Cyrus
You mean rich off a kid's show?
"Vanessa? Ugh, that's so last decade. Cecilia is so in right now. That'll be 200 dollars, thanks."
But won't Cecilia be a heartbreaker?
I actually met a girl named chlamydia because her parents thought it was pretty.
I should totally have children so I can name them horribly funny names...
She is aspiring toward great things.
I agree. That comment was sarcasm because op sees it as a bad thing. Like you said though, it could always be worse. So striving for an actual job might be a blessing in disguise
haha "chortled"
My first thought was that I'd stepped into a Beano comic. Only place I've ever seen that word used seriously.
What do you do? Just make up names by putting sounds together? Our generation sucks
Stuguidobob jones
Recently someone named their newborn, Hashtag. Ugh.
54 - That's how they come up with pokemon names
Come on now 58, everyone knows Pokemon names are super puns. There's more thought in them than that.
it's not that bad of a job I guess....
That actually sounds like fun. I love etymology, though. I'm a bit of a word nerd. ;)
I don't want to live on this planet anymore.
She's 15! I'm sure she'll change her mind.
Or her own name when she becomes a expert baby namer.
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Your daughter to her clients: "Looking at the fetus, I'm really feeling a 'Sally' or 'Samantha' vibe radiating off of her. That'll.. That'll be good."
Welcome to the 21st century