Today, my niece, who is fifteen, convinced my six-year-old daughter that her name is spelled C-U-N-T, and just pronounced as Catherine. FML
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Today, my seven-year-old niece gave me a birthday card. Only she'd spelled my name as ‘Jenny.’ When I told her it was spelled with an i instead of a y, she cried. FML
Today, my 8 year-old niece and I were arguing over how many letters were in the alphabet. Guess who was right. FML
Today, my five year-old sister won't stop saying, "Shit buckle fuckle ton." My boyfriend's excuse was that he was teaching her how to rhyme. FML
Today, my five year-old niece thought that it would be acceptable to carve her artwork all over our toilet seat. FML
Today, my 10-year-old niece asked me how to spell "embarrassing." I confidently spelled it out. She giggled and said, "No, that's wrong." She was right, and to make matters a tad ironic, I'd just finished bragging about winning a spelling bee back in middle school. FML
Today, my four-year-old daughter called me by her mom's new boyfriend's name. Three different times. FML
Today, my 15-year-old daughter said she wanted to become a "baby name expert". I chortled, until I looked it up. They actually exist. FML
Today, we found out that my unborn sibling is a girl, and my parents quickly named her. In a few years' time, "Candida" is going to catch all kinds of shit at school, just like I do for being named Dorothy. My "friends" have already started calling me "Lil' yeast infection's sis." FML
Today, I found out that my 6-year-old son was named after my wife's "Favorite Uncle" because he might also be the father. FML
Today, my 7 year-old daughter loudly asked in the middle of a supermarket, "Mummy, what's a cunt?" FML
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chris_42 11
I take it you're not a fan of Cuntherine then?
silvercamaro 22
#22 they got it, it's just not very funny
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Comments (78)
Altazor 4
we at least its funny
kasmol 16
Your niece sounds like a real Catherine.
rydersmomma 10
at 15yrs old my mother would have smacked the shit out of me for teaching a little kid something like that.....disrespectful little asshats!
AsianBomb_xo 10
lol wow. your niece sure to do have a bad potty mouth..
Sir_drink_alot 20
C-u-n-t is not how you spell Catherine? That must be why everyone was so upset when I had the sky writer write "I love c-u-n-t"
sanecatlady 13
I'd like to teach the teenager another four-letter word: S-O-A-P, just before stuffing a bar of it into her mouth!
steelmoonlight 23
I thought that said sixteen year old at first...
Tyrez 32
Your niece is a real Catherine!
Peyton_J_W 14
Your niece is a C-U-N-T
sarahjane666 0
This is ******* hilarious hahaha.