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Today, I had a customer propose to me. I work at Taco Bell. FML
Today, I had a customer propose to me. I work at Taco Bell. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was proposed to in a McDonald's. FML
Today, my boyfriend proposed to me in a 24-hour taco shop, while he was wearing a tee-shirt that says "F*** Me I'm Famous." FML
Today, my boyfriend surprised me by showing up at my work and proposing to me. It was sweet until an angry customer bitched us out for "wasting her time." FML
Today, I took my girlfriend to Taco Bell since it's her favorite place to eat. I thought it'd be cute to get one of the sauce packets that says "Will you marry me?" on it and give it to her all cute-like. She thought it was adorable. While we were leaving, she threw it out. FML
Today, I got threatened to get dragged out of the window at work because I wouldn't sell someone hot wings. I work at Taco Bell. FML
Today, I saw a customer at the restaurant I work at lovingly petting his cheeseburger and whispering sweet promises to it. FML
Today, my boyfriend proposed to me. My boss called me into her office and congratulated me, and spent almost half an hour asking me what our wedding plans were, where we might honeymoon, if we wanted kids, etc. She then followed this by suddenly remembering she had called me into the office to sack me. FML
Today, my ex-girlfriend proposed to me, at my wedding. FML
Today, my boyfriend proposed to me during a funeral. FML
Today, my boyfriend flamboyantly proposed to me in a packed restaurant. I promptly had a panic attack and fainted in front of at least fifty people and a full mariachi band. FML
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Wadlaen 24
What was your answer?
RichardPencil 32
You said yes and asked if he wanted to order a drink, too. Great story for the grandkids!
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Comments (5)
Chazzster 32
It all depends on the circumstances… Nothing wrong with working anywhere that’s honest work… And there’s nothing wrong with getting a proposal if you know the person and have dated them for an appropriate period of time… It’s a very old cliche, but sometimes people use a “proposal” just as a compliment and don’t really mean it. In this case the person is a fool but harmless.
Wadlaen 24
What was your answer?
RichardPencil 32
You said yes and asked if he wanted to order a drink, too. Great story for the grandkids!
maverick83 15
No quieres matrimony?