Onyxdragon

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I moderated this!
In "Moderate the FMLs", you voted Yes on a story that was subsequently published. Well done!
Checking you out
You checked out the profile page belonging to one of the last people to have a look at your profile.
Mobility
You are connected to FML via the mobile site or an app. How modern.
Up and coming moderator
It’s nice of you to help us sort out the submissions, using FML’s moderate feature.
Perfectionist
Editing your comments can help you avoid embarrassment, and it might make you seem smarter.
I agree, my mouse works.
200 "I agree" votes is a good start.
Judgmental
You have voted "You deserved it" over 100 times.
Consolation prize
Your FML was denied. We had to at least give you a badge to cheer you up a bit.
Night owl
You commented on an FML between 1 and 3 a.m.
Keen reader – Level: master ninja
You have voted for 50% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.

3%
Keen reader – Level: godlike ninja
You have voted for 100% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.

1%
Keen reader – Level: student ninja
You have voted for 15% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.

10%
42
See, son, moderating FMLs is like a marathon.

0%
The return of the thumb
You have thumbed 5000 comments.

5%
The thumb strikes back
You have left your thumbprint on 2500 comments.

10%
100 kick-ass comments
100 of your comments are neither buried or moderated. Popular is your middle name!

48%
YDI Master
You made your 500th "You deserved it" vote.

57%
50 favorites
Love knows no boundaries. You’ve already added 50 FMLs to your favourites list!

6%
50 quality comments
Clicking to reply to a comment is a worthy thing to do. To do so without getting buried afterwards is even worthier.

64%
A new thumb
You’ve used your thumb on 1000 comments.

24%
One more and it's business time
You've received 68 Hugs on your profile. Kinky.

0%

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Onyxdragon's favorite FMLs

Today, it's my birthday. My grandma posted about it on her Facebook wall, but people got confused and thought it was her birthday instead. She got twice as many birthday wishes as I did, and that's including the ones I got outside of Facebook. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By Drew - / Sunday 30 November 2014 03:20 / United States - Harrodsburg

Today, I was playing Mario Kart with my wife. I threw a blue shell and it hit her. She then refused to speak to me for three hours straight until right before bedtime when she called me a bastard and told me to sleep on the couch. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By Anonymous - / Monday 25 August 2014 05:44 / United States - Bowling Green

Today, my laziness reached an all-time high. I had a dream that I was at school and had spilled all the contents of my backpack onto the floor. I then purposely shook myself out of my sleep to avoid cleaning up the mess in my dream. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By Anonymous / Monday 16 June 2014 16:33 / United States - Franklin Park

Onyxdragon

I moderated this!

Checking you out

Mobility

Up and coming moderator

Perfectionist

I agree, my mouse works.

Judgmental

Consolation prize

Night owl

Keen reader – Level: master ninja

Keen reader – Level: godlike ninja

Keen reader – Level: student ninja

42

The return of the thumb

The thumb strikes back

100 kick-ass comments

YDI Master

50 favorites

50 quality comments

A new thumb

One more and it's business time