Feel like sharing it with the other FML users?
Your instinct was right, because it’s good to laugh life off. Follow the instructions below, and if your story gets through the moderation process, it'll published in the next 24 hours or so.
Today, I reported my neighbor to the leasing office for never picking up her dog’s turds. They told me they couldn't do anything without proof, so I snapped a picture and sent it in. Ever since then, I’ve been getting dog turds thrown on my porch. Coincidence? I think not. FML
Get a sample, send it for a DNA test, then sue the woman and during discovery collect a sample from her dog. Or just collect it and see what she says when you tell her you’re doing that. This woman should be bum-rushed out of her house for shit like that.
Save them up for a month or three and dump the whole lot of them on her porch. What’s she going to do? Report you for giving her back the dog turds she’s been vandalizing your property with? A simple DNA test will prove they’re from her dog.
Time for a security camera.
Well, at least she picks picks up the turds now. Snitches get s̶t̶i̶t̶c̶h̶e̶s̶ turds, you know.