Animals: Today, my neighbor finally decided that when she walks her dog,...

By Why Me - 20/10/2014 03:00 - United States - Indianapolis

Today, my neighbor finally decided that when she walks her dog, she should pick up his poop. She also decided to leave the poop-filled bags in my driveway. I confronted her about this and she claimed it's never happened. I've watched her multiple times from my front window. FML

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By this means war! - 19/02/2022 14:00

Today, I reported my neighbor to the leasing office for never picking up her dog’s turds. They told me they couldn't do anything without proof, so I snapped a picture and sent it in. Ever since then, I’ve been getting dog turds thrown on my porch. Coincidence? I think not. FML

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By Username - 13/02/2011 02:17 - United States

Today, I cleaned up my dog's crap after my wife asked me. 5 minutes later she yelled at me for being lazy as she slammed the door leaving for work. My dog shit in the exact same spot apparently to make me look stupid. FML

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By A…… - 23/05/2015 03:25 - United States - Warner Robins

Today, my neighbor's dog decided to knock over our trash cans, which were full of my bathroom trash. I had to pick up tampon and maxi pad wrappers from all over the neighborhood. FML

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By ev_lyn_aw - 17/05/2017 04:00

Today, today while walking my dog in a different part of town, a man ran screaming out of his house, and threw a plastic bag at me. It was dog poop. It was the first time I'd ever walked in front of his house with my dog. FML

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By Anonymous - 30/08/2015 00:06 - Canada - Newmarket

Today, I found dog poop in my room that had probably been there for days. My girlfriend, who was watching the house, said she didn't realize it was there, because she thought it was the smell of her own farts. FML

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By yikes - 02/03/2013 15:32 - United States

Today, I was taking my dog for a walk and forgot a bag to pick up his poop, since it's illegal to not pick it up in my town. Right as my dog started to take a dump, a cop car drove by and continued to watch me as I was forced to pick up the poop with my bare hands. FML

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By Dez Johnson - 07/03/2021 11:01

Today, I discovered that my old roommate had left a full bag of cat litter on my porch and all over my yard. FML

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By Zoe Avila - 09/08/2011 22:55 - United States

Today, a downstairs neighbor of mine claimed money from me because apparently my dog took a dump on the fire escape, and the poop fell through the grates and on her groceries. I don't have a dog, but I paid the money anyway, because I was too ashamed to tell her it was my husband. FML

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By MasterWong - 20/06/2018 19:00

Today, I opened my blinds to see the front yard littered with trash. My neighbor's cat ripped our trash bags open and smeared them all over the lawn. Since it was my turn to take out the trash this week, my family decided I would be the one cleaning up too. FML

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By anonymous - 02/02/2010 17:32 - France

Today, I put out a fire. Sadly, it was on my doorstep because someone had lit a bag of dog poop. FML

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feven 32

Monday 20 October 2014 14:11

Record her and show her the recording

macros 12

Monday 20 October 2014 14:13

Put it on her front porch and light it on fire.

Comments

Nessco 36

Monday 20 October 2014 14:19

Time to start filming her doing it and then confront her again. Also warn that you'll report her to the cops if you see her do it again. I really hate liars.

Sagan928 7

Monday 20 October 2014 14:25

Stop watching from the window and when you see her approach go outside and watch her. With a camera!

SnowKitten 14

Monday 20 October 2014 14:26

Just throw them over her fence

loserman67 35

Monday 20 October 2014 14:30

Three words... Cell Phone Video

Mightytall 35

Monday 20 October 2014 14:33

Only one word for you: Trebuchet!

Angelkisses130 26

Monday 20 October 2014 14:42

"Bitch I saw you"

BBlah 26

Monday 20 October 2014 14:46

Or you could just confront her right on the spot when you catch her doing it instead of sitting there and watching from the window

thes7274473 19

Monday 20 October 2014 15:13

I hate people

itsjusttofunny 8

Monday 20 October 2014 15:26

ha ha. Your lucky, If it was me, I'd leave it on your front doorstep

barfcannon 24

Monday 20 October 2014 15:32

Ugh I live in a townhouse and my attached neighbour shares a driveway with me. Once she very carefully picked up a piece of trash, walked over to my side and placed it ever so delicately in my hedges. Cue my boyfriend and I knocking on the windows shouting "WE CAN SEE YOU!" She scampered away and never did it again. Maybe try something of that sort OP while it's happening?