Today, my neighbor's dog decided to knock over our trash cans, which were full of my bathroom trash. I had to pick up tampon and maxi pad wrappers from all over the neighborhood. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I opened my blinds to see the front yard littered with trash. My neighbor's cat ripped our trash bags open and smeared them all over the lawn. Since it was my turn to take out the trash this week, my family decided I would be the one cleaning up too. FML
Today, I discovered that my old roommate had left a full bag of cat litter on my porch and all over my yard. FML
Today, my dog overturned and ate my trash, leaving coffee grounds and dog puke all over my floor. She also ate the broom. FML
Today, my neighbours watched and laughed as I chased my dog around the lawn, trying to rescue the only clean pair of underwear I had in my house. FML
Today, I caught my dog chewing on a tampon applicator. I tried to grab it from him, but he wanted to play "keep away" and ran outside. Like a dumbass, I chased after him in my underwear, earning myself the attention of my neighbors on each side of my driveway. FML
Today, I returned home to find that my boyfriend's dog had gotten into the garbage and ripped all my used pads to shreds. There's a trail of Always tatters leading to his dog bed, and blood everywhere. My blood. Oh God. FML
Today, my girlfriend accidentally put rubbish in the neighbour's bin. Then the old lady took all the rubbish out and threw it on the floor. I came out and tried to calm the situation, but then my girlfriend ran downstairs and tipped her cat food and cat milk bowls over. FML
Today, my drunk neighbor couldn’t get into his apartment and thought it would be a good idea to poop in our yard. He left a pile of diarrhea under our window, and poop-stained napkins all over the lawn. FML
Today, I went to the bathroom. On my way back, I found a small piece of trash in the hallway so I picked it up. It was cat poop. FML
Today, I spent all morning cleaning my house. I was feeling pretty proud of myself until I went to the bathroom, then came back to find my dog had knocked over a trash can and scattered the contents everywhere. She even knocked my favorite mug off the counter. The worst/cutest part? She looked at me as if to say, “I'm helping!” FML
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Top comments
rieebee 23
Good job actually caring enough to pick them up, so many people would just leave it.
itssnotfunny 24
what a bloody waste of time
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Comments (52)
feven 32
Well at least they were just the wrappers.
itssnotfunny 24
what a bloody waste of time
kmaheynoway 25
Seriously. What a terrible way to wrap up the day.
tantanpanda 26
#2, you need to end your sentences with a period. :)
hume 18
Was that a pun?
rieebee 23
Good job actually caring enough to pick them up, so many people would just leave it.
Ben12345_fml 18
Like you would of picked it up
rieebee 23
#36: You're right, I wouldn't of picked it up, I would've picked it up.
ironmany_fml 23
what does would of mean??
sturschaedel 27
Get a menstrual cup. No more embarrassing wrappers in the trash.
Ted_brosby 4
What? I hope you're being funny
devildog562 33
Bloody Shame. While embarrassing it's not that bad op.
irisr_fml 24
It's embarrasing, but everyone knows what they are and that half the world gets periods. Not a real secret, but still FYL for having to pick up trash from the streets
JohnTheDonJuan 11
Fun fact, more than half the world gets periods, as there are more women then men on the planet.
radiocaf 29
First off, how can people think you deserved this? I'd love to hear their "logic". Second, at least you're a decent enough human being to pick them up again. Good on you, OP.
JohnTheDonJuan 11
Plot twist: Op is a male :-o
nityasomaiya 46
Op is not a male.... What does 'MY' bathroom trash tell you? Why will a man's bathroom trash have pad wrappers?
trver 4
I'd love to give you some logic on how this could possibly be a YDI. First off OP didn't cover their trash can which could make it a YDI. Also, in my bathroom, and I'm assuming other people's, the trash can is a small 16 inch by 8 by 8 can, which would hardly fill up my families entire trash. Another point is that women only have their time of the month once a month, I'm not completely sure but I doubt she'd need 50 pad or tampons for that. If she let her trash stack up to that amount until today, YDI. Basically it's unlikely OP was walking around the neighborhood picking up forty pieces of personal trash like the picture the fml painted for you
Im2Shy 16
A true bloodhound on the job!
DFMLharsh 20
Oh I know the pain OP. The exact same thing happened to me a few days ago, only that it was my kitchen waste that was littered. Good thing you picked it up!
JohnTheDonJuan 11
Why did you have tampon and maxi pad wrappers in your kitchen trash??
Paws_Cat 29
She said it was the same situation, except with kitchen garbage in the bag instead of wrappers for tampons.
LeavenSilva 27
Props to you for actually caring enough to go pick them up though! Most people I know wouldn't spend the time to pick up spilled trash