Today, my mother topped someone's story of their child's problems by saying I'm on drugs. This resulted in people showing up to stage an intervention for me. She made the whole thing up and I've never used drugs, but no one believes me. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my mom and step-dad tore my room apart looking for the stash of drugs they thought I had. I've never touched drugs in my life, and I guess they believe me now. Didn't stop them from making me clean up the mess they made, though. FML
Today, my mom held an intervention for me. Yesterday, I told her I'd tried pot once. Seven years ago. FML
Today, my family staged an intervention and demanded I go to rehab. Why? My mom found 'drug papers' in my car. It was a receipt from a routine drug screening for my job. It was also over two years old. FML
Today, my mom told me she's a drug addict, sold my bed to buy meth, and then lectured me about how I should be okay with it. FML
Today my mother met my in-laws for the first time. She had been an alcoholic and had us sent to foster care 15 years ago. My husband told his parents this behind my back a while ago. When they asked her about it, she denied everything. His entire family now thinks I lie for attention. FML
Today, my mum accused me of doing heroin because some teaspoons had gone missing. FML
Today, my psycho mom walked in while I was chilling and having fun with some friends. She kicked them out and now wants to drug test me, because, "Nobody's that happy without drugs." FML
Today, my parents tried to stage an intervention for me. Drugs? No. Alcohol? Nope. Gambling? Nah ah. They wanted to intervene on behalf of my soul since I decided I no longer believe in their religion. I had to threaten to call the cops when the escalated to attempt a forced exorcism on me. FML
Today, my crazy drug-addict mother kicked me out of the house after siding with my crazy, drug-addict aunt, who'd just threatened to slit my throat. FML
Today, my mother took a bunch of sleeping pills, then went driving. I followed her and dialed 911. Now she thinks that I was "trying to get her arrested," and she refuses to talk to me ever again. FML
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hghrider123456 9
Say 'I only copy what I see you do mother"
fleur_de_fevrier_fml 23
It sucks OP but let them test you and let's see who will laugh last. Anyway, looks like your mother has got some serious attention seeking issues...
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hghrider123456 9
Say 'I only copy what I see you do mother"
Enslaved 38
"You, alright! I learned it by watching you!"
xXxGraveStonexXx 20
xDD That's what I would do!
mrzombielot 8
What's wrong with your mother op?
SmuggletheBudgie 15
seems a tad insecure to me.
jojimugo 20
Nah I have seen insecure people, that ain't it, OP's mum is a demented sadistic attention seeker
fleur_de_fevrier_fml 23
It sucks OP but let them test you and let's see who will laugh last. Anyway, looks like your mother has got some serious attention seeking issues...
crymore007 11
@4 THIS. Honestly, do it, OP. Don't let people walk all over you, even if it's a loved one. Prove she's lying and she won't do it again. Who knows who she'll tell or what else she'll say! Even more important to act if you live in a small town.
dmoneycash 13
You could always drag her under the bus with you and claim that it was only because she forced you.
Ambient25 25
With a mom like that I'd probably OD on Prozac
silvercamaro 22
Sounds like your mom is either desperate for attention or she can't stand not being on top...ever.
1dvs_bstd 41
op, your mom is an attention whoring bitch!
johnpaisley 6
Now I think u need drugs with this
EmmaMK 35
It sounds like you are more mature than your mum. It's great you have not tried drugs. Try not to go mad, in front of the group that are trying to help, try to stay calm and ask your mum why she thinks you would. Then when you are alone tell how it made you feel and tell her she has no right to treat you like that. She is meant to care for you.
KimmyCupZ 21
Prove them wrong and get tested. It will also prove that your mom is an ass. :)