One-upmanship championship

By Jan - 18/10/2013 06:13 - United States

Today, my mother topped someone's story of their child's problems by saying I'm on drugs. This resulted in people showing up to stage an intervention for me. She made the whole thing up and I've never used drugs, but no one believes me. FML
I agree, your life sucks 48 645
You deserved it 2 977

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TorturedXeno 27

FYL, OP. That's just beyond fucked up that your own mother would tell a nasty lie just to make herself feel good. I hope you managed to get to the bottom of it.

Say 'I only copy what I see you do mother"

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TorturedXeno 27

FYL, OP. That's just beyond fucked up that your own mother would tell a nasty lie just to make herself feel good. I hope you managed to get to the bottom of it.

FYL indeed, OP. Time to go do some drugs

It's ridiculous how far people will go for a moments worth of feeling good about themselves. She'll pay for it when it comes back to bite her in the ass OP

Or get yourself tested. They have them at the drug store now.

Plot twist, mother gets OP hooked on heroine in their sleep.

Oh man, it's always trouble when someone develops an addiction to Wonder Woman.

Sounds like they need to do an intervention for your mom. She needs help that shit ain't normal

Say 'I only copy what I see you do mother"

"You, alright! I learned it by watching you!"

xDD That's what I would do!

What's wrong with your mother op?

seems a tad insecure to me.

Nah I have seen insecure people, that ain't it, OP's mum is a demented sadistic attention seeker

It sucks OP but let them test you and let's see who will laugh last. Anyway, looks like your mother has got some serious attention seeking issues...

@4 THIS. Honestly, do it, OP. Don't let people walk all over you, even if it's a loved one. Prove she's lying and she won't do it again. Who knows who she'll tell or what else she'll say! Even more important to act if you live in a small town.

You could always drag her under the bus with you and claim that it was only because she forced you.

With a mom like that I'd probably OD on Prozac

Sounds like your mom is either desperate for attention or she can't stand not being on top...ever.

op, your mom is an attention whoring bitch!

Now I think u need drugs with this

It sounds like you are more mature than your mum. It's great you have not tried drugs. Try not to go mad, in front of the group that are trying to help, try to stay calm and ask your mum why she thinks you would. Then when you are alone tell how it made you feel and tell her she has no right to treat you like that. She is meant to care for you.