Kids and Health: Today, my mother has taken her drug paranoia to a new level....

By FFS - 06/05/2018 01:30

Today, my mother has taken her drug paranoia to a new level. She threw away an open but nearly full bag of dried mint because she's sure I emptied and refilled the bag with marijuana to hide it from her. She then tried to ground me in my own house in front of my wife and daughter. FML

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By lehonX9 - 06/06/2015 09:11 - Germany - Hanover

Today, my mom found my weed stash and went berserk, grounding me and saying she's going to have my bedroom door removed. Less than an hour later, I found her laughing and smoking the same stash with my dad in the backyard. FML

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By valarmorgoolies - 06/02/2015 18:51 - United States - Binghamton

Today, my mom accused me of smoking weed. Truth is, I'd just ripped the quietest and weirdest smelling fart of my life. She wouldn't believe me, accused me of making stupid excuses up, and grounded me. FML

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By Dumbweed - 28/08/2009 04:42 - United States

Today, my mom told me she was getting tired of the smell of marijuana in the house. So I confessed and told her I'll never bring it home again. She was talking about my neighbors. FML

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By Joe Lizen - 07/08/2012 01:40 - United States - New Lenox

Today, my mom called me screaming and cussing because she found pot in my room. I come home and my dad says, "I hid some pot in your room and I'm not letting you go to that concert if you rat me out." My dad is apparently a blackmailing 52-year-old stoner. FML

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By Anonymous - 26/01/2016 03:44 - United States - Arcadia

Today, my grandma saw me putting some mints in my mouth when she walked by my room. Instead of confronting me, she told my dad I was doing drugs. FML

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By Anonymous - 22/01/2010 18:33 - Sweden

Today, I found my mom throwing my very expensive and important medication down the toilet. She thought I was doing drugs. FML

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By MyLifeSucks - 15/04/2013 22:11 - United States - Houston

Today, my mother accused me of stealing pills; she looked all over my room and couldn't find them. When she went back to the pantry, she saw them on the shelf below where they were supposed to be. She then accused me of putting them there while she was searching my room. FML

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By ironyisabitch - 02/06/2012 05:43 - United States - Rohnert Park

Today, my parents grounded me for finding their stash of weed. The irony is killing me right now. FML

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By tokinallday - 02/01/2015 19:23 - United States - Kingsport

Today, my mom and step-dad tore my room apart looking for the stash of drugs they thought I had. I've never touched drugs in my life, and I guess they believe me now. Didn't stop them from making me clean up the mess they made, though. FML

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By Anonymous - 08/11/2014 20:36 - United States - Deland

Today, I tried to blackmail my dad by threatening to tell mom about the bong and weed he keeps hidden in the garage. Turns out she already knew about it and neither of them give a shit. Now I'm grounded until the new year. FML

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ThrottleJockey 35

Wednesday 25 April 2018 15:31

Your mother needs professional help.

Allie614032 34

Sunday 6 May 2018 1:48

At this point, I'd take her to a doctor. It may not be a psychological issue so much as an actual brain illness. I really hope you're right and she's just paranoid. :)

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ThrottleJockey 35

Wednesday 25 April 2018 15:31

Your mother needs professional help.

manb91uk 22

Sunday 6 May 2018 1:32

Sounds like your mum bypassed the kiddy pool and dove head first into the deep end!

MrCT 22

Sunday 6 May 2018 2:08

With no water.....

Allie614032 34

Sunday 6 May 2018 1:48

At this point, I'd take her to a doctor. It may not be a psychological issue so much as an actual brain illness. I really hope you're right and she's just paranoid. :)

MamaChey 24

Sunday 6 May 2018 7:31

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heheitscece 16

Sunday 6 May 2018 20:08

I don't think he said his mother was on drugs. I think he meant his mother was paranoid about them. I could be wrong, though.

Sinshine 28

Sunday 6 May 2018 22:08

No he didn't. She's paranoid about him taking drugs.

8313girl 28

Monday 7 May 2018 0:01

Bless your heart!

RichardPencil 30

Sunday 6 May 2018 2:17

Has she no sense of smell? Sounds like a pretty aggressive intervention. What’s she on?

pjsr 32

Sunday 6 May 2018 3:28

It’s actually pretty awesome to be grounded as an adult. You can just stay home and chill. When your wife wants you to go shopping with her, or your daughter wants to see ‘Garfield 3’ in the theater, just say, “Aww, sorry! I’d love to, but I’m grounded. I guess I’ll just have to stay home and watch the game.”