Kids and Health: Today, my mother has taken her drug paranoia to a new level....

By FFS - 06/05/2018 01:30

Today, my mother has taken her drug paranoia to a new level. She threw away an open but nearly full bag of dried mint because she's sure I emptied and refilled the bag with marijuana to hide it from her. She then tried to ground me in my own house in front of my wife and daughter. FML

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By lehonX9 - 06/06/2015 09:11 - Germany - Hanover

Today, my mom found my weed stash and went berserk, grounding me and saying she's going to have my bedroom door removed. Less than an hour later, I found her laughing and smoking the same stash with my dad in the backyard. FML

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By Anonymous - 22/01/2010 18:33 - Sweden

Today, I found my mom throwing my very expensive and important medication down the toilet. She thought I was doing drugs. FML

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Placebo

By mother teresa was a cunt - 17/09/2015 14:54 - United States - Cleveland

Today, I baked some brownies and after my mom ate one, I joked that I put weed in them. Turns out the placebo effect's a bitch, because she quickly started acting high as a kite. One bitch fit later, the brownies are in the trash and I'm grounded until I tell her where I bought the "weed". FML

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Overreacting much?

By But you drink alcohol though - 19/04/2023 03:00

Today, I came from a 12-hour shift to find my clothes and stuff outside, and the locks changed. I called my mom to let me in and she told me, “Hell the fuck no, I’m not having a drug addicted junkie up in my house! You’re no longer my daughter!” and hung up. Apparently, she found my stash of weed. FML

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By valarmorgoolies - 06/02/2015 18:51 - United States - Binghamton

Today, my mom accused me of smoking weed. Truth is, I'd just ripped the quietest and weirdest smelling fart of my life. She wouldn't believe me, accused me of making stupid excuses up, and grounded me. FML

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Mindblowing

By apparantlyStupid - 27/06/2012 23:28 - Canada - Okotoks

Today, I confronted my daughter about the various drug-associated items I found in her room. She then confronted me about going in her room and invading her privacy, to the point where I forgot the main issue and apologised to her. I just got outsmarted by a teenage pothead. FML

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By Anonymous - 18/10/2014 18:33 - United States

Today, my psycho mom walked in while I was chilling and having fun with some friends. She kicked them out and now wants to drug test me, because, "Nobody's that happy without drugs." FML

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Smoke 'em if you've got 'em

By Dumbweed - 28/08/2009 04:42 - United States

Today, my mom told me she was getting tired of the smell of marijuana in the house. So I confessed and told her I'll never bring it home again. She was talking about my neighbors. FML

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By kp. - 03/09/2015 16:30 - United States

Today, my mom called me a druggie after she found out I smoked weed once. She's now threatening to sell my car, tell my boss, and ban me from seeing my fiancée. I'm 24. FML

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Well played

By stepshart - 21/08/2014 19:30 - Canada - Thunder Bay

Today, my thieving, layabout stepmom planted weed in my bedroom and showed my dad. Well, maybe I'm jumping to conclusions here, but her smirk and telling me later that I shouldn't fuck with her again seems conclusive to me. Goodbye freedom. FML

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ThrottleJockey 35

Wednesday 25 April 2018 15:31

Your mother needs professional help.

Allie614032 34

Sunday 6 May 2018 1:48

At this point, I'd take her to a doctor. It may not be a psychological issue so much as an actual brain illness. I really hope you're right and she's just paranoid. :)

Comments

ThrottleJockey 35

Wednesday 25 April 2018 15:31

Your mother needs professional help.

manb91uk 22

Sunday 6 May 2018 1:32

Sounds like your mum bypassed the kiddy pool and dove head first into the deep end!

MrCT 22

Sunday 6 May 2018 2:08

With no water.....

Allie614032 34

Sunday 6 May 2018 1:48

At this point, I'd take her to a doctor. It may not be a psychological issue so much as an actual brain illness. I really hope you're right and she's just paranoid. :)

MamaChey 24

Sunday 6 May 2018 7:31

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heheitscece 16

Sunday 6 May 2018 20:08

I don't think he said his mother was on drugs. I think he meant his mother was paranoid about them. I could be wrong, though.

Sinshine 28

Sunday 6 May 2018 22:08

No he didn't. She's paranoid about him taking drugs.

8313girl 28

Monday 7 May 2018 0:01

Bless your heart!

RichardPencil 30

Sunday 6 May 2018 2:17

Has she no sense of smell? Sounds like a pretty aggressive intervention. What’s she on?

pjsr 32

Sunday 6 May 2018 3:28

It’s actually pretty awesome to be grounded as an adult. You can just stay home and chill. When your wife wants you to go shopping with her, or your daughter wants to see ‘Garfield 3’ in the theater, just say, “Aww, sorry! I’d love to, but I’m grounded. I guess I’ll just have to stay home and watch the game.”