Today, my mother has taken her drug paranoia to a new level. She threw away an open but nearly full bag of dried mint because she's sure I emptied and refilled the bag with marijuana to hide it from her. She then tried to ground me in my own house in front of my wife and daughter. FML
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By  pjsr  |  32

It’s actually pretty awesome to be grounded as an adult. You can just stay home and chill. When your wife wants you to go shopping with her, or your daughter wants to see ‘Garfield 3’ in the theater, just say, “Aww, sorry! I’d love to, but I’m grounded. I guess I’ll just have to stay home and watch the game.”