Love: Today, my mother was cleaning out my underwear drawer and found...

By Sarah - 25/08/2009 16:04 - United Kingdom

Today, my mother was cleaning out my underwear drawer and found my vibrator. Everytime I see her in the hall, she just cracks up and makes jokes about how I can't get a guy, so I have to rely on electronics. What's worse, she told my dad AND posted a status on facebook about it. FML

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By Noname - 13/03/2009 23:04 - United States

Today, I needed money to go to the movie. I asked my mom if I could reach in her purse and grab a few bucks. When I opened up her purse her phone started to vibrate. I yelled over to my mom that her phone was ringing. She said the phone was next to her. I looked in the purse. It was a vibrator. FML

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By Anonymous - 28/11/2016 06:34

Today, I was talking to my mother when we both heard a continuous buzzing noise. Unable to locate the source of the noise we gave up. About an hour later, my mother yells down the stairs to me. Turns out my dog stole my vibrator, chewed it and presented it to my mother. FML

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By Mygawdwhy - 21/01/2018 01:30

Today, I gave my mom an extra pillow since the ones in the guest room were too flat and hurt her neck. Hours later, I remembered that I'd stashed my vibrator in that pillowcase during a romantic camping trip with my husband. She found it. FML

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You deserved it 2 048

By tawnaciousd - 10/09/2009 06:35 - United States

Today, my sister surprised me by cleaning my room and doing my laundry. She found my journal, condoms and vibrator and decided to share her findings with my family. Oh yes... she also shrunk half my wardrobe. FML

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By tracy4191 - 18/09/2016 05:21 - United States - Ponchatoula

Today, I found out my mom sleeps in my room when I'm at college during the week. I discovered this my bumping into her dildo with my foot. FML

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You deserved it 723

By Handblocked - 04/09/2018 06:00

Today, I got a new vibrator, raced all the way home, tore my pants off, took it out of the box, and then my grandmother walked in my front door. Apparently she's spending the night so she can make it to a doctor appointment in the morning. FML

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By Jim - 26/11/2019 16:00 - Canada - Winfield

Today, I was looking for my passport and I found my wife's new vibrator (that she failed to tell me she'd purchased). I understand now why she doesn't want sex with me anymore. That thing is much bigger than I am. FML

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By Anonymous - 29/02/2020 20:00

Today, while I was at my job as senior care, I was in a client's home vacuuming the carpet and found a very used vibrator that belonged to his wife. It wasn't clean. FML

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By Anonymous - 17/06/2013 05:54 - United States

Today, I lost my virginity. Not only did my parents somehow find out, they posted about it on Facebook. FML

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By jakeson12 - 24/11/2012 00:38 - United Kingdom - Dundee

Today, my "friend" thought it'd be absolutely hilarious to use my phone to text my girlfriend, bragging that I'd found a new "slampiece" and that she's "fukcin dumpd". Now I'm single, her dad keeps making threatening calls to me, and nobody will even listen to my side of the story. FML

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Pandasaur 0

Tuesday 25 August 2009 20:05

FYL for having such an immature mother. o.o That's unbelievable.

Jess_Love 0

Tuesday 25 August 2009 20:06

wait why was she cleaning out your underwear drawer?

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esklstar 0

Tuesday 25 August 2009 22:03

your moms a bitch. show her all these comments she will know shes immature.

22jrdn55 15

Tuesday 25 August 2009 22:18

idt thats a gud idea cuz after all shes ur mom

Ligerie 0

Tuesday 25 August 2009 22:06

Why the **** would your mom broadcast your sex life? You have a trashy mom. FYL

SiLveRStaRLIGHT 0

Tuesday 25 August 2009 22:07

LOL.

esquared77 0

Tuesday 25 August 2009 22:11

Like #39 said, if you're old enough to have a vibrator, maybe you should create some boundaries too? And tell her to stop being a bitch, I mean seriously, what mother tells her daughter that she can't get guys and has to rely on a vibrator?

Luckster 0

Tuesday 25 August 2009 22:13

So...your Mom would rather you **** every many in the UK to get your sexual urges over with rather than using an electronic vibrator, which is a lot safer? What a ******* moron.

computerpete 3

Tuesday 25 August 2009 22:22

Your mother cleans out your underwear drawer? That's your main problem. Start cleaning your own room and doing your own laundry and you won't have this problem.