Love: Today, my mother was cleaning out my underwear drawer and found...

By Sarah - 25/08/2009 16:04 - United Kingdom

Today, my mother was cleaning out my underwear drawer and found my vibrator. Everytime I see her in the hall, she just cracks up and makes jokes about how I can't get a guy, so I have to rely on electronics. What's worse, she told my dad AND posted a status on facebook about it. FML

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By Noname - 13/03/2009 23:04 - United States

Today, I needed money to go to the movie. I asked my mom if I could reach in her purse and grab a few bucks. When I opened up her purse her phone started to vibrate. I yelled over to my mom that her phone was ringing. She said the phone was next to her. I looked in the purse. It was a vibrator. FML

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By Anonymous - 28/11/2016 06:34

Today, I was talking to my mother when we both heard a continuous buzzing noise. Unable to locate the source of the noise we gave up. About an hour later, my mother yells down the stairs to me. Turns out my dog stole my vibrator, chewed it and presented it to my mother. FML

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By Mygawdwhy - 21/01/2018 01:30

Today, I gave my mom an extra pillow since the ones in the guest room were too flat and hurt her neck. Hours later, I remembered that I'd stashed my vibrator in that pillowcase during a romantic camping trip with my husband. She found it. FML

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By tawnaciousd - 10/09/2009 06:35 - United States

Today, my sister surprised me by cleaning my room and doing my laundry. She found my journal, condoms and vibrator and decided to share her findings with my family. Oh yes... she also shrunk half my wardrobe. FML

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By tracy4191 - 18/09/2016 05:21 - United States - Ponchatoula

Today, I found out my mom sleeps in my room when I'm at college during the week. I discovered this my bumping into her dildo with my foot. FML

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By Handblocked - 04/09/2018 06:00

Today, I got a new vibrator, raced all the way home, tore my pants off, took it out of the box, and then my grandmother walked in my front door. Apparently she's spending the night so she can make it to a doctor appointment in the morning. FML

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By Jim - 26/11/2019 16:00 - Canada - Winfield

Today, I was looking for my passport and I found my wife's new vibrator (that she failed to tell me she'd purchased). I understand now why she doesn't want sex with me anymore. That thing is much bigger than I am. FML

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By Anonymous - 29/02/2020 20:00

Today, while I was at my job as senior care, I was in a client's home vacuuming the carpet and found a very used vibrator that belonged to his wife. It wasn't clean. FML

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By Anonymous - 17/06/2013 05:54 - United States

Today, I lost my virginity. Not only did my parents somehow find out, they posted about it on Facebook. FML

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By jakeson12 - 24/11/2012 00:38 - United Kingdom - Dundee

Today, my "friend" thought it'd be absolutely hilarious to use my phone to text my girlfriend, bragging that I'd found a new "slampiece" and that she's "fukcin dumpd". Now I'm single, her dad keeps making threatening calls to me, and nobody will even listen to my side of the story. FML

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Pandasaur 0

Tuesday 25 August 2009 20:05

FYL for having such an immature mother. o.o That's unbelievable.

Jess_Love 0

Tuesday 25 August 2009 20:06

wait why was she cleaning out your underwear drawer?

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ElMundio87 0

Tuesday 25 August 2009 20:36

because your underwear drawer is private?

prshusl0l 0

Tuesday 25 August 2009 20:41

FYL ;_;

Dynoblaze 1

Tuesday 25 August 2009 20:43

Your mom sucks for making fun of something natural and for invading your privacy. Do what number 6 said buy some kinky sex object like bondage gear and "discover" them and see if she's still laughing.

curryndricegirll 0

Tuesday 25 August 2009 21:06

what is it with everyone! she wasn't invading her privacy! she was frickin cleaning out her underwear drawer! you know what, she wouldn't have that problem if she could clean it out herself.

Kattster 7

Tuesday 25 August 2009 21:28

Lol, what is it with you? Some of us are being funny, and others have ideas. If my mom did all that to me I'd be pissed, whether she's cleaning out my drawer or not. That's ****** embarrassing. How would you like to go through that? ~Katt

killerrr 0

Wednesday 26 August 2009 1:01

#45 - Please explain how you know that her mother was simply cleaning out her underwear drawer? I know plenty of parents who snoop through their children's things, using "I was just cleaning this" excuse to confront their kids when they find something they don't like. Also, maybe the OP can clean the drawer out herself but she just has a mother who likes to take things into her own hands. However, regardless of the OP's drawer-cleaning abilities, it's still a shitty thing to LAUGH at your daughter because she masturbates and doesn't have a boyfriend. It's also a shitty thing to then go one step farther and make a private matter public, despite who can see what on her Facebook. Her mom is a bitch, plain and simple.

Kattster 7

Thursday 27 August 2009 5:15

Agreed #121 I'd either get her back or hide, or both. The real question is, the people seeing it on facebook, are they laughing? ~Katt

lrb081 0

Tuesday 25 August 2009 20:48

for your mother to clean out your underwear drawer (or any drawers in your room for that matter) gives me the idea that you are under 18. if you are, wtf @ a mother who would want their underage daughter hooking up with a guy.

iFruit 0

Tuesday 25 August 2009 21:00

Tell your mom it's your dad's, you were hiding it from him. Dad had it because fun time with mom isn't very fun, apparently. SEE WHO'S LAUGHING NOW?!?