Bigger than...

By Jim - 26/11/2019 16:00 - Canada - Winfield

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Today, I was looking for my passport and I found my wife's new vibrator (that she failed to tell me she'd purchased). I understand now why she doesn't want sex with me anymore. That thing is much bigger than I am. FML
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RichardPencil 30

And it vibrates. And it doesn't fart and leave its socks all over the place.

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shannon2348 14

First of all does she have to report every purchase she makes? And I hate to tell you this but size has nothing to do with it. It's all in how you use it. ydi

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Amanda G Rich 23

so? its a toy not you.

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Charlie Given 26

Sounds like it's time for a serious talk with your wife if she'd rather have sex with a toy then you.

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rotflqtms_ 21

Or if she'd rather have sex with him then the toy... that way it can finish her off when he leaves her hanging.

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Karmarocks946 9

for it to finish her off, they'd have to be doing something in the first place. the op says she doesn't want to have sex anymore. that's a replacement not an aid

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RichardPencil 30

And it vibrates. And it doesn't fart and leave its socks all over the place.

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shannon2348 14

First of all does she have to report every purchase she makes? And I hate to tell you this but size has nothing to do with it. It's all in how you use it. ydi

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tounces7 27

Yeah, it's how you use it sure, but I seriously doubt he can make his dick vibrate on 15 different settings either while simultaneously providing clit stimulation.

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Mathalamus 24

Oh well. It's not up to you to decide what she buys with her own money. Get over it.

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thisisbutaname 38

Maybe you can talk about it and incorporate the new "guy" in your activities? It may turn out fun for both of you. Also, a few others said she didn't have to tell him. You're right, but she didn't have to keep it a secret either. She didn't need his permission but it would have been nice to share.

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CoriCat 25

To be fair, she is under no obligation to tell when she bought something so personal

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bigdikbubls 5

since she apparently wasnt obligated to tell you anything... get yourself one of those fancy new sex dolls. those things are legit

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Iamthebanzai22 21

She probably hid it from you because she didn't want to hurt your feelings. I agree with the others, you two can explore this new thing together. In fact, it will be a bonding moment and you will be a real man in her eyes for not being threatened by a toy. Remember that your **** is only one of many body parts that you have to use for her pleasure. You also have lips, fingers, a tongue, a brain (i.e. creativity) and ears (i.e. listen to what she wants). If the toy suggests that she is a size queen, maybe try fisting? As for a small ****, it is amazing how much pleasure a woman derives from just having the entrance of her ****** teased with a ****. You sure don't need 10" for that. Also, read up all that you can about pleasuring a woman. To a woman, emotional intimacy is much sexier than a big ****.

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