A guy with a vibrator and journal? Hmm, whatever floats your boat.

I'm pretty sure the OP is a girl

What the fuck is wrong with everyone???? How on earth could this possibly be a guy!!! Girls are notorious for keeping journals, having vibrators (unless a guy is gonna shove it up his ass???), and girls keep condoms in case the mood strikes, she could have a boyfriend or just want sex. Oh, and the messy part their are some little piggies out there! My room is normally really clean, but for one week after vacation I couldn't walk around without stepping on some kind of clothes pile. It happens.

Jesus H Bush, it's called sarcasm. I don't think anyone here actually believes the OP is a guy, except for me of course. I just like to be difficult.

Um, I'm pretty sure it's a guy. Why else would it be embarrassing to have a journal (girls typically keep diaries) and a vibrator, as well as tight clothing?

It would be embarrassing for her journal to be "SHARED" with her family, as the FML said. It probably has personal thoughts in it. It's not embarrassing to have tight clothes, it's an FML to have all your clothing SHRANK to the point that it probably doesn't fit. God, dude.

hey i want to be included in this flame war

#66, you'll be fucking included alright if you make one more god damn post so close to my beloved Intoxicunt. BACK OFF MY WOMAN!

"We didnt start the flame war..."

lol 70 I think it's more of an FML if it is a dude, just because of the girly journal and the vibrator. That's pretty FML worthy. Oh sure it's still embarassing as a girl, since some families kind of don't like the idea of the young lady having fun with herself, or anyone else (condoms), and of course the intimate thoughts of the journal.

or it could be a he-she

I think I'll bury his comment so we can be closer together, Kay. :D

What? Guys can't have journals? Honestly I think the journal=girlie thing isn't true. I've had several male friends that had journals and I'm a girl and never did.

FUCK YOU!

It would be quite embarrasing for a guy to hae a vibrator and a joirnal. I know many guys(and girls) that keep a journal. And to those that think its a girl because of the vibrator...maybe its for their partner.

#46 so a guy cannot be gay/bi or just like/be open to anal play? I'd also like to mention that I think it is a guy partly because of the name, Tawnaciousd.

#102 I think the name is a reference to the band tenacious D, and they're pretty awesome. I think it's a girl, just from the fact that it is usually girls who have vibrators though.

I think it's a girl because what sister goes in her brother's room like that?

I'm 99% sure that the OP is a girl.

I keep a journal, have condoms in my room, and am ridiculously messy. You fail.

"guys are the ones responsible for having condoms".....really? That's pretty fucked up dude.

Makes sense, guys take responsibility for the condoms, girls take responsibility our fuckin equivalents. I mea-- no, nevermind, just trust me on this, it'll save you a load of trouble when you get laid.

Pretty sure OP is a girl. If you can't get your head round a girl being messy or one is responsible enough to take charge of condoms, you need to get out more.

You're speaking to a girl. And a messy bitch at that. I was merely arguing that given it's the guy potentially impregnating the girl, he should be the one to take responsibility for his contraception. But yeah, the OP is and always will be a guy in my mind, and if it's a girl, tough shit, that's a mere technicality.

I'm a straight guy, and I have condoms and a vibrator in my room- It's a little bullet, that I use on my girl sometimes. Is that so strange? No journal though.

You misspelt 'flaming homosexual'. And I'm guessing 'my girl' refers to that pretty ass of yours? Seriously, take pride in your sexuality :D

sorry, i typo flaming homosexual all the time, the keys are like right next to each other

Yeah, don't worry though; happens to us all :)

You've lived a... sheltered life, haven't you? Besides, 'tawn' is OBVIOUSLY a diminutive of 'torn', undoubtedly a cryptic reference to the OP's dodgy sex life, and that's not even taking into account the vibrator... Clearly he's a closet Satanist of the Order of the Limp Wrist.

tawnacious D links to tenacious D though :( But possibly. I may have to avoid this post at all cost, through fear of catching satanism, or being lured into dancing naked round a campfire... Thanks for the heads up!

You're welcome. But now that you mention it, the link between tawnacious and tenacious is chilling. Reduce 'tenacious' down to its numerical values, add 13, zero all the numbers out, add 666, and what do you have? 666! Prosecution rests!

Oh lord! I'm scared of your powers wise one!

Lmao at this little conversation here. :)

Omg, Today I was laughed at by someone in the FML comment's, FML. I'm going to hide and cry. :')

I wasn't laughing at you in that sense. I was implying the two of you are funny.

We know my child. as between us, we know EVERYTHING.

Oh fuck yeah. Here, have a cookie :D

I think we are actually awesome. Go us!

I think you're awesome too, my...nonchild. Cookie! Thank you. :)

I love you. Seriously. Intoxicunt, have my babies!

Ok. We'll splice our eggs together. Wait, you should be the one to get fat and pregnant.

I'm already fat, so the pregnant thing shouldn't be too much of a problem...er, I don't have a pain threshold though, so you can give birth.

Well...ok. I guess I'll do it. We both get the fun of conception. :)

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Im scared.... This is what the commenting flood protection is for.

+1

Haha, I was just wondering how you knew my name was Laura...it's in my name...oops.

*hug* are you also sulking in a corner?

Fuck yeah, her comment crushed me. CRUSHED ME. Hold me, sis, don't ever let me go :'(

All I can think of now is 'Pleaaaaaase release me, let me goooooo'... Am I a loser?

You what?

*shrugs* Even I in my infinite and yet surprisingly humble wisdom, didn't get that one. And uh, consider yourself released. And baptised into the Church of Satan ^_^