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What the fuck is wrong with everyone???? How on earth could this possibly be a guy!!! Girls are notorious for keeping journals, having vibrators (unless a guy is gonna shove it up his ass???), and girls keep condoms in case the mood strikes, she could have a boyfriend or just want sex. Oh, and the messy part their are some little piggies out there! My room is normally really clean, but for one week after vacation I couldn't walk around without stepping on some kind of clothes pile. It happens.
It would be embarrassing for her journal to be "SHARED" with her family, as the FML said. It probably has personal thoughts in it. It's not embarrassing to have tight clothes, it's an FML to have all your clothing SHRANK to the point that it probably doesn't fit. God, dude.
lol 70 I think it's more of an FML if it is a dude, just because of the girly journal and the vibrator. That's pretty FML worthy. Oh sure it's still embarassing as a girl, since some families kind of don't like the idea of the young lady having fun with herself, or anyone else (condoms), and of course the intimate thoughts of the journal.
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I'm 95% the OP is a guy. Girls keep a diary not a journal, guys are usually the ones responsible for having condoms, and are more often messy then girls and don't clean up as much after themselves. YDI, if you had kept your room neater, then she wouldn't have been in there cleaning it for you.
You're speaking to a girl. And a messy bitch at that. I was merely arguing that given it's the guy potentially impregnating the girl, he should be the one to take responsibility for his contraception. But yeah, the OP is and always will be a guy in my mind, and if it's a girl, tough shit, that's a mere technicality.
Tawn which I assume is short for Tawny, (tawnacious is their username) is a girls name. Guys wouldnt have a vibrator either, surely? Whereas girls may have both. Guys generally don't keep journals either.
You've lived a... sheltered life, haven't you? Besides, 'tawn' is OBVIOUSLY a diminutive of 'torn', undoubtedly a cryptic reference to the OP's dodgy sex life, and that's not even taking into account the vibrator... Clearly he's a closet Satanist of the Order of the Limp Wrist.