By Anonymous - 19/08/2014 21:54 - Canada - Toronto
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Better fart then hold it in and get the worst stomach ache of your life. You all know what I mean.
Sometimes gas pain can be so painful. Any ER doctor can tell you that many people come in thinking they're having chest pains or a heart attack and it's actually just gas. I think life would be much better if people (mainly guys) didn't think that gas was so funny and weren't so determined to point out anytime someone lets it out. I bet if that room was full of females no one would've said a word no matter how horrible it smelt. Lol.
First you determine the prevailing draft direction in the office and then you look for the person that has the dumbest grin or giggles in that direction. Everybody grins or giggles when they fart somewhere they're not supposed to. If you have stomach pains the risk of having a horrific accident is waaayyyyy too big. I always go to the restroom to toot when I have tummy pain... much safer!
Better to just let it out. We all know that when you hold a fart in it travels up to your brain and that's where shitty ideas come from
Level the playing field by bringing in Haribo Sugar Free Gummy Bears, and leave them in the break room with a "Help Yourself" sign.