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how do you forget what a verb is? ahww I'm sorry op :/
38 I agree! FYL op, your mother has Alzheimer's!
how gives
He sure have a sucky life.
wait wait wait WAIT. if OP is at a decent age how do THEY not know what a verb is most of us learned in maybe 2 or 3rd grade it depends but honestly if you don't know and couldn't show your mom then YDI (I understand it doesn't say this in the OP's statement I'm JS)
60 I think Google's a better teacher than school itself.
that's pretty sad
74 - stfu. and lol OP I was homeschooled too but my mom never forgot stuff like that but she was lazy sometimes and didn't teach me stuff so I got behind on mat and geography :( thank GOD though I went to this homeschool school so I got caught up and actually learned shit. I'm lazy like my mom, so there's no way in homeschooling my kids. lol
Verb - it's what you do...
"Hey Mom, if I use 'they' as a gender-neutral singular noun in casual speech, should the verb be plural or singular?" "Uh... Remind me what a verb is again, will you?" Point being, OP probably does know what a verb is.
homeschooling is easy. usually you have a textbook in front of you. look that shit up or use google. and why dont you know what a verb is? damn kids these days
try google ... works wonders (:
cool story bro
person, place thing or animal, riiiight?
good one
verrrrrrrrrrb. action word!!!!!!!!
thats a noun
Probably not a good sign...
yeah, no kidding right? I wonder if OP has ever been told what an adverb is, LOL.
In the phrase "Do you want fries with that?" The verb is "want".
I think it's a good sign. One less idiot out in the world while she stays home.
albino
Go to public school, shes taken you as fat as she can!
She made OP fat?! LOL.
Probably not since she doesn't even know what verb is.
In that case, I don't suggest asking her about antonyms or synonyms.
I think even a noun would be out of the question.
Try asking her what a syllipsis is. Spontaneous combustion will ensue.
*syllepsis
Who gives a **** about an Oxford comma?
that sucks.
In this case the verb is "google".
y dont people ever say yahoo it or bing it? lol its always google
#178 because Google returns many more reliable results. Bing and Yahoo have been known to redirect their searches through Google's search engine.
that's what schoolhouse rock is for.
i'm doing a play tonight with a bunch of schoolhouse rock songs. it's fun but it's a bit strange
lol right? The first thing that popped into my head was "verb verb verb, it's an action word."
Interjections! Show excitment! Or emotion! Halleluia! Halleluia! HALLELUIA YEAH!!!!!..........Darn! That's the end XD
Mushroomhead!!! Sweet
Conjunction junction. What's your function?
Umm....say hello to public/online school?
maybe even a boarding school? just a thought...
or just watch school house rock
Keywords
Tough Luck, bub.
that's what schoolhouse rock is for.