Today, my mother told me she forgot what a verb is. I'm homeschooled, and she's my teacher. FML
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waveringatom
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Tough Luck, bub.
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metalhead3213
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that's what schoolhouse rock is for.
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waveringatom
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Tough Luck, bub.
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volley4eva1698
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how do you forget what a verb is? ahww I'm sorry op :/
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yaer
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38 I agree! FYL op, your mother has Alzheimer's!
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itaimumwiro
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how gives
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Anton317
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He sure have a sucky life.
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Angi95
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I think that means no more homeschooling for you.
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tbrizzy
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good luck :(
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Ryan0510
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man.. goodluck in the future. you'll prob learn algebra when ur 20 at this rate.
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FNFPhilly
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wait wait wait WAIT. if OP is at a decent age how do THEY not know what a verb is most of us learned in maybe 2 or 3rd grade it depends but honestly if you don't know and couldn't show your mom then YDI (I understand it doesn't say this in the OP's statement I'm JS)
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dre_bro11
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60 I think Google's a better teacher than school itself.
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sterlingarcher
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that's pretty sad
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jesscarrr
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hahah agreed! Google it.
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ImThePope
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Haha, google does wonders. Tell your mom to use it.
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mfmylifesrsly
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74 - stfu.
and lol OP I was homeschooled too but my mom never forgot stuff like that but she was lazy sometimes and didn't teach me stuff so I got behind on mat and geography :(
thank GOD though I went to this homeschool school so I got caught up and actually learned shit.
I'm lazy like my mom, so there's no way in homeschooling my kids. lol
and lol OP I was homeschooled too but my mom never forgot stuff like that but she was lazy sometimes and didn't teach me stuff so I got behind on mat and geography :(
thank GOD though I went to this homeschool school so I got caught up and actually learned shit.
I'm lazy like my mom, so there's no way in homeschooling my kids. lol
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Insomnitastic
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Verb - it's what you do...
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Kn0wledge123
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Why should 74 stfu? It's actually a good question...
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shakethat
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I totally agree with 74. op is old enough to use the Internet and post fmls. They should know what a verb is by now.
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Heather_x0x0
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I think it's time you go back to school...
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TheIrishJaneDoe
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"Hey Mom, if I use 'they' as a gender-neutral singular noun in casual speech, should the verb be plural or singular?"
"Uh... Remind me what a verb is again, will you?"
Point being, OP probably does know what a verb is.
"Uh... Remind me what a verb is again, will you?"
Point being, OP probably does know what a verb is.
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ydi_4_suking
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homeschooling is easy. usually you have a textbook in front of you. look that shit up or use google. and why dont you know what a verb is? damn kids these days
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LairaIsKindaCool
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try google ... works wonders (:
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A7X_LoVeee
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Lulz, 100 you tell 74 to "stfu" but then you proceed to ramble on about your life.
As for OP, your mother is an idiot. Time for public school!
As for OP, your mother is an idiot. Time for public school!
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spearhead
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cool story bro
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ovechkinisbeast
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person, place thing or animal, riiiight?
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dedrater_kool_u
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good one
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Me654
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verb- it's what you do
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signuploginpassw
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verrrrrrrrrrb. action word!!!!!!!!
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sarabi16
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thats a noun
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DerangedKitten
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Probably not a good sign...
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slantyshanty
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yeah, no kidding right? I wonder if OP has ever been told what an adverb is, LOL.
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Alleged_Cranium
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In the phrase "Do you want fries with that?"
The verb is "want".
The verb is "want".
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CryMoreFMLs
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I think it's a good sign.
One less idiot out in the world while she stays home.
One less idiot out in the world while she stays home.
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dabom392
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albino
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johnson94
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68: actually it is "do want"... nice try though.
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Jimminee
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She taught it to you so that she can forget about it.
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EatnBeef
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OP might be better off teaching herself. time to hit the books!
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comepoopwithme
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thats a heavy burden to pass along
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iluvhobos
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'member those old commercials!? 'verb-it's what you do!' ;D
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IgnorantAmerican
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uh oh
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yeh that's not good...
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fsaskid
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Go to public school, shes taken you as fat as she can!
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catrav77
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...far?
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slantyshanty
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She made OP fat?! LOL.
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xPOPTARTx
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the t is right next to the r so it could have been an honest mistake
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iliketurdles
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Probably not since she doesn't even know what verb is.
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redbluegreen
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In that case, I don't suggest asking her about antonyms or synonyms.
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iLazy
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I think even a noun would be out of the question.
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CitrusGirl
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Try asking her what a syllipsis is. Spontaneous combustion will ensue.
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CitrusGirl
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*syllepsis
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A7X_LoVeee
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Adverbs anyone?
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redbluegreen
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Who gives a fuck about an Oxford comma?
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junz_fml
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that sucks.
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Rangeriffic
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google it
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Alleged_Cranium
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In this case the verb is "google".
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XxEmoSnowboarder
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y dont people ever say yahoo it or bing it? lol its always google
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ieatcats
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google owns all do not question mighty google it will find you and take your life
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Risket
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#178 because Google returns many more reliable results. Bing and Yahoo have been known to redirect their searches through Google's search engine.
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metalhead3213
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that's what schoolhouse rock is for.
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sourgirl101
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I learn "How a Bill becomes a Law" watching "School House Rock"! I loved that show. (:
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Kn0wledge123
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Lolly lolly lolly, get your adverbs here.
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metalhead3213
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i'm doing a play tonight with a bunch of schoolhouse rock songs. it's fun but it's a bit strange
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melpo
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lol right? The first thing that popped into my head was "verb verb verb, it's an action word."
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metalhead3213
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Interjections! Show excitment! Or emotion! Halleluia! Halleluia! HALLELUIA YEAH!!!!!..........Darn! That's the end XD
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dujeman
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Mushroomhead!!! Sweet
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Allornone
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3 is the magic number!
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w_haleigh
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Conjunction junction. What's your function?
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TheWindowLicker
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Umm....say hello to public/online school?
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makeup14
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maybe even a boarding school? just a thought...
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XxEmoSnowboarder
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or just watch school house rock