asadwa
Today, my mother told me she forgot what a verb is. I'm homeschooled, and she's my teacher. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
chee
United States
Today, I told my mom, "I love you". She responded with, "What? I never told you I loved you." FML
hiheyaiden
Central District, Hong Kong
Not your day, is it?
Today, my mom kept swearing and punished me while I was in an online lesson. I almost got punished by the teacher as well. FML
Anonymous
This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff
United Kingdom
Lose-lose
Today, I found out that my mother has been seeing my maths teacher. I'm still failing his class. FML
purpleivy
United States
Today, after a conference with my teacher who had previously accused me of not doing my homework, she finally discovered she'd been losing it all this time. I've been getting straight Fs for a month. FML
Anonymous
Perth, Australia
Today, I was told by my teacher that she had 'given up' teaching me because someone had told her I have a mental illness, and that I don't understand what she says. FML
Anonymous
Not missing out on much
Today, my mom is obsessed with my academic success, as she was a highschool dropout, and actually gives me more homework than my school does, all so I’ll be more advanced than my peers. I barely know what a television is anymore, since it’s been so long I’ve had enough free time to watch one. FML
montextes
United States
Today, my mom finally learned how to text. Now it's her way of communicating, even when we're in the same room. FML
englishfail
This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff
United States
Slipping up
Today, I was teaching a class when a student pointed out that I'd used the wrong "your/you're" while writing on the board. FML
dumbteacher
Today, my English teacher told me that I failed my grammar test. Her exact words were "You ain't gonna pass this class if you ain't gonna study." FML
Anonymous
Arima, Trinidad and Tobago
Truth bombs
Today, my mother-in-law came home drunk and said to my husband, "I told you not to bring a dumb girl home." I'm a kindergarten teacher with my own private school. FML
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waveringatom 1
Tough Luck, bub.
metalhead3213 1
that's what schoolhouse rock is for.
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Comments (107)
thecrazyhobbit 0
your screwed....... get your dad to teach you.
thecrazyhobbit 0
actually I'm on fml from the iPod touch..... writing shortish hand.
graceinsheepwear 34
I'm pretty sure you can write apostrophes on an iPad. YOU'RE just not bothering.
HahaYDI 0
Drop her and make Google your teacher.
abmba 4
wow and how old are you? I'm home schooled to but I do flvs
alexisreign17 0
wow, that's a fail.
tayza249 20
A verb is a 'doing' word :)
FreebirdIII 1
He should verb his mom then.
MrsDarcy_fml 3
When did 'of' become a verb?
EvanRL 0
I'm homeschooled too and my mother is equally stupid.
foolishstoner 0
lmao! You have a computer. Google it!
Deadzombie 2
oh joy, another retard enters the world!
graceinsheepwear 34
You'll have a pal!
karbl058 2
Home schooling should be illegal.
BlackBelt4Me 7
Why is that? Homeschooling can be an extremely successful way to go IF it's done right. I was homeschooled and started college when I was 16 and still have a 4.0 GPA. Again, why should it be illegal?
helmerhead 4
Indeed it should, homeschooling works a lot like inbreeding: put one wrong in and get two wrongs out.
MerrikBarbarian 9
amen to that. also homeschooled, started college at 16, and had such a high gps I was invited into various programs honor programs.
CactusSeed 1
Same here - college at 16, etc. But I've also known people that used homeschooling just to keep an eye on their kids and that didn't work very well at all. In my case, the only reason I got through high school at all was because I wanted to. If it had been up to my parents, we would have just skipped every subject I didn't like. Sometimes it works, sometimes it doesn't.
flaed 2
It is in Germany!