By totallymyfaultyeah - 18/7/2017 05:00
Today, it was my 23rd birthday. I didn't make it to my party because I was rear-ended on the way there by a 16-year-old in a red mustang going 50+ mph. My birthday cake landed in my lap and I was yelled at by his mother for getting chocolate icing on their insurance card. FML
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By  RichardPencil  |  27

People have fucked-up priorities. Icing on the insurance card is not important in an accident like this! The truly important thing is:

What are the people at the party supposed to do without cake? They came expecting cake and you failed them. How are they supposed to carry on?

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By  RichardPencil  |  27

People have fucked-up priorities. Icing on the insurance card is not important in an accident like this! The truly important thing is:

What are the people at the party supposed to do without cake? They came expecting cake and you failed them. How are they supposed to carry on?

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  RichardPencil  |  27

Oh, they had hopes! Hope for cake is all they had.

The OP probably ate the entire cake himself (I like to do that on my birthday...or Saturday) and made up the car crash story to elicit sympathy and deflect the scorn of stealing everyone's cake-hope.