FML : Today, it was my 23rd birthday. I didn't make it to my party because I was rear-ended on the way there by a 16-year-old in a red mustang going 50+ mph....

Today, it was my 23rd birthday. I didn't make it to my party because I was rear-ended on the way there by a 16-year-old in a red mustang going 50+ mph. My birthday cake landed in my lap and I was yelled at by his mother for getting chocolate icing on their insurance card. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By totallymyfaultyeah - / Tuesday 18 July 2017 05:00 /

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By RichardPencil | 27

#7496286 - Tuesday 18 July 2017 5:44

People have fucked-up priorities. Icing on the insurance card is not important in an accident like this! The truly important thing is:

What are the people at the party supposed to do without cake? They came expecting cake and you failed them. How are they supposed to carry on?

By rlocicero | 21

#7496261 - Tuesday 18 July 2017 5:25

nobody likes you when you're 23

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By Max Curry | 6

#7496255 - Tuesday 18 July 2017 5:13

did she wish it was vanilla?

By rlocicero | 21

#7496261 - Tuesday 18 July 2017 5:25

nobody likes you when you're 23

By RichardPencil | 27

#7496286 - Tuesday 18 July 2017 5:44

arioch_fml | 18

#7496343 - Tuesday 18 July 2017 6:26

The cake is a lie, they never had any hopes of getting any.

RichardPencil | 27

#7496346 - Tuesday 18 July 2017 6:31

Oh, they had hopes! Hope for cake is all they had.

The OP probably ate the entire cake himself (I like to do that on my birthday...or Saturday) and made up the car crash story to elicit sympathy and deflect the scorn of stealing everyone's cake-hope.

By Maleficus_fml | 12

#7496321 - Tuesday 18 July 2017 6:09

You should have shoved the rest of that cake in her face. just don't get anymore on the card though

By wmayrhofer | 17

#7496326 - Tuesday 18 July 2017 6:13

If you bought your own cake and it ended up in your lap when you got rear-ended, were you already eating it on the way to your party with your tv and your cat?