asadwa
Today, my mother told me she forgot what a verb is. I'm homeschooled, and she's my teacher. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
chee
United States
Today, I told my mom, "I love you". She responded with, "What? I never told you I loved you." FML
hiheyaiden
Central District, Hong Kong
Not your day, is it?
Today, my mom kept swearing and punished me while I was in an online lesson. I almost got punished by the teacher as well. FML
Anonymous
This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff
United Kingdom
Lose-lose
Today, I found out that my mother has been seeing my maths teacher. I'm still failing his class. FML
purpleivy
United States
Today, after a conference with my teacher who had previously accused me of not doing my homework, she finally discovered she'd been losing it all this time. I've been getting straight Fs for a month. FML
Anonymous
Perth, Australia
Today, I was told by my teacher that she had 'given up' teaching me because someone had told her I have a mental illness, and that I don't understand what she says. FML
Anonymous
Not missing out on much
Today, my mom is obsessed with my academic success, as she was a highschool dropout, and actually gives me more homework than my school does, all so I’ll be more advanced than my peers. I barely know what a television is anymore, since it’s been so long I’ve had enough free time to watch one. FML
montextes
United States
Today, my mom finally learned how to text. Now it's her way of communicating, even when we're in the same room. FML
englishfail
This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff
United States
Slipping up
Today, I was teaching a class when a student pointed out that I'd used the wrong "your/you're" while writing on the board. FML
dumbteacher
Today, my English teacher told me that I failed my grammar test. Her exact words were "You ain't gonna pass this class if you ain't gonna study." FML
Anonymous
Arima, Trinidad and Tobago
Truth bombs
Today, my mother-in-law came home drunk and said to my husband, "I told you not to bring a dumb girl home." I'm a kindergarten teacher with my own private school. FML
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waveringatom 1
Tough Luck, bub.
metalhead3213 1
that's what schoolhouse rock is for.
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Comments (107)
ADHD_Colonel 0
Sometimes home schooling works, sometimes it doesn't ... this is one of those times when it doesn't.
HunterAlpha1 8
i feel your pain dude. i was homeschooled all my life, and while i do have a highschool diploma, i don't have a highschool education, mostly because my mom was too busy sitting on her fat lazy ass watching TV to make sure i learned what i needed to know. i'm not dissing homeschooling, it's just that sometimes it doesn't work for some people.
MissHottMess 0
This made me lol so hard!
pman590 8
a verb is a doing word like running an adjective is a description like pretty an adverb is a mix of both like. quickly running away
laliique_31 0
how amazing! is she really able to give you class??
rockinbecca2 4
how old r u?
ninja1216 0
that's what you get for not going to a real SCHOOL
duckys20 0
Wooooowwww that definately is not a good thing lol.. i would strongly consider telling your mother youd like to go to a Real school so you can ACTUALLY get a REAL EDUCATION! If she doesnt know what a verb is I cant imagine what other knowledge shes lacking!
phlemma 2
well why the heck are you being home-schooled. socially awkward AND bad at grammar, a fantastic combination!!
Carlie_McCartney 1
"And would you like to supersize that?"