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Ay yo

By ay. - 04/08/2022 16:00

Today, I realized my lack of spatial awareness has hit a new low when it took me 15 tries to type the word “At” instead of “Ay.” FML

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Chazzster 26

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Thursday 4 August 2022 21:27

Use your eyes and look at the keys. Even a one fingered wonder who looks at what they are doing can do better than a bad touch typist. Eventually you learn the positions of the letters…

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Chazzster 26

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Thursday 4 August 2022 21:27

Use your eyes and look at the keys. Even a one fingered wonder who looks at what they are doing can do better than a bad touch typist. Eventually you learn the positions of the letters…

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Friday 5 August 2022 0:09

¡@, papi! Um.... No...it doesn't work.

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