pasquale
Parramatta, Australia
Today, my mother threw an egg at my face with force because I returned home 5 minutes late to dinner. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Laura
United States
Today, I was waiting for the pan to heat up so I could make myself scrambled eggs. Just then, my mom runs up to me, cracks an egg open on my head, and runs away laughing. I only had one other egg. FML
MereLewis95
United Kingdom
Today, my mother called me urgently from the kitchen. Thinking she was hurt, I ran to her as fast as possible. She threw a wet cloth at my head and ran away, laughing her face off. FML
Anonymous
North Olmsted, United States
Today, my mom tried to ground me. In the apartment that I own. Because I didn't eat enough of the dinner that I'd made. FML
Anonymous
Isn't it ironic, don't you think?
Today, my mom complained that I was being too loud, and she smacked my head really hard. All while screaming at me. FML
emeraldarcher74
Lake Stevens, United States
Today, my mother made me a delicious meal of gravy, stuffing, mashed and sweet potatoes, and cranberries. Overjoyed, I tried to give her a hug. Instead, I accidentally punched her in the face. FML
tariel
Barred for life
Today, I went to my favorite restaurant with my mother. The food took a little longer than usual to arrive and my mom threw a fit, complete with kicking and screaming, in the middle of the restaurant. My mom and I are both banned for life. FML
ZeroApostle4Ever
United States
Today, my dad threw a waffle at my face for his own amusement. FML
Anonymous
Richmond, United States
Hank Pecker
Today, I woke up early, went to the gym, then came home and showered. When I went into my room to change, my mom woke up and started pounding on my door, screaming about how lazy and useless I was for sleeping so late. When I tried to tell her otherwise, she grounded me for "talking back". FML
WTF
Hamilton, New Zealand
Sabotage!
Today, I had to eat my breakfast in terrified silence, as my hungover mother staggered into the room, shouted at the kettle for not boiling fast enough, and after a few seconds, screamed that I'd sabotaged it. I'm now grounded for supposedly trying to fuck with her head. FML
Anonymous
Curaçao
Respect
Today, I came home from school and went upstairs to sit on the balcony. I walked past my mom and said hello. She then got mad at me because I didn't ask how her day was. She said I should stay in my room and that I don't deserve dinner because I don't value her tasks in the house. FML
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dimerneckel 22
Her emotions were all scrambled up!
buckdharma 38
It could have been worse. You could have came home 5 months late, and she hits you with a chicken.
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Comments (71)
nurafifah 13
5 minutes and she threw an egg at you... Imagine if you an hour late..
candyolympics 17
HowtoBasic?
headofmedusa 15
Don't be late
danthehuman 29
*summons howtobasic*
Omniprism 15
I think your mom needs some help.
113421145311564 14
Out. Get out
ShekinahNicole 6
Well did you give her a good eggplanation?
thewife5 19
Don't be late.. She might run out of eggs one day.. Scary
InTheMagic 3
Aha respect the rules next time
foxy_sunshine 8
Well maybe next time you won't be so late....