By pasquale - 20/09/2014 06:54 - Australia - Parramatta

Today, my mother threw an egg at my face with force because I returned home 5 minutes late to dinner. FML
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dimerneckel 22

Her emotions were all scrambled up!

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buckdharma 36

It could have been worse. You could have came home 5 months late, and she hits you with a chicken.

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buckdharma 36

It could have been worse. You could have came home 5 months late, and she hits you with a chicken.

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RedPillSucks 31

Need more thumbs up

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Googolman 29

Use it to make scrambled eggs. No need to waste food.

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thatnewgirl 16

hey at least she doesn't throw a fork at you like mine did I still have the scar fml

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Khaleesi_26 30

You got egged for being five minutes late? That is a little hardcore.

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Helpfulman 17

We should settle down with all the yolking.

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gracehi 31

Maybe next time you're late, just don't come home at all. It'll be better that way.

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gracehi 31

Ah, but how can he be assaulted if his mother can't find him? OP should just join the circus. Now there's a healthy home life.

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LaLince 40

Violence is never the solution. you could have been injured..

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