zaynakins

About Zaynakins

My life isnt worthy of an FML, but you will occasionally come across my sarcastic comments here and there. Also, feel free to kik/message me: zaynasnotonfire

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I moderated this!
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Perfectionist
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Who’s the fairest of them all?
This is now the third time you’ve changed your profile pic.
I agree, my mouse works.
200 "I agree" votes is a good start.
Judgmental
You have voted "You deserved it" over 100 times.
It's in the can!
Hey, you uploaded your photo, and you’re cute as a kitten!
YDI Master
You made your 500th "You deserved it" vote.

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One more and it's business time
You've received 68 Hugs on your profile. Kinky.

16%
Keen reader – Level: godlike ninja
You have voted for 100% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.

7%
Keen reader – Level: master ninja
You have voted for 50% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.

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Keen reader – Level: student ninja
You have voted for 15% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.

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The return of the thumb
You have thumbed 5000 comments.

1%
The thumb strikes back
You have left your thumbprint on 2500 comments.

1%
100 kick-ass comments
100 of your comments are neither buried or moderated. Popular is your middle name!

16%
A new thumb
You’ve used your thumb on 1000 comments.

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50 quality comments
Clicking to reply to a comment is a worthy thing to do. To do so without getting buried afterwards is even worthier.

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50 favorites
Love knows no boundaries. You’ve already added 50 FMLs to your favourites list!

18%
What'ch'all looking at?
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Zaynakins's favorite FMLs

Today, I was finally given a parking spot at work. It turns out to be between an expensive sports car that never parks straight and a giant truck too big for its space. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By Anonymous / Sunday 20 July 2014 23:57 / United States - Lafayette

Today, I thought I felt my cellphone vibrating. Turned out it was just my girlfriend letting out a vicious fart against my leg. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By Anonymous - / Monday 10 November 2014 14:28 / Germany - Berlin

Today, I strained so hard while on the toilet that I gave myself a nosebleed. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By Discipl - / Tuesday 28 October 2014 03:00 / Canada - Waterloo

Today, I didn't make dinner fast enough so somebody had a yelling and screaming temper tantrum. It would be understandable if the person who threw the tantrum was a child, and not my 57-year-old father. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it