Today, my mother threatened me if I keep wearing yoga pants to school, she's going to have my dad pick me up in a speedo. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I noticed that my mom had been hiding all my leggings and yoga pants from me. Upon asking her, she admitted that she was jealous that my butt is bigger than hers, and that when I wear those types of pants, it's like I'm "rubbing it in". FML
Today, I told my mom I've been taking yoga lessons, and that it'd be cool if she took some with me. She immediately went on a rant, calling yoga "satanic" and accusing me of trying to get her into "devil worship". Well, that's the last time I try to patch our relationship up. FML
Today, my mom cut off the legs of all my pants, because she says I don't show enough skin for guys. I'm now forced to wear jaggedly cut shorts that barely cover my thighs until I can buy new ones. FML
Today, in revenge for me pulling the old salt-in-the-soda prank on him, my dad showed up at my college dressed in a tight blouse and miniskirt, demanding that I come home early with him. I think I'm going to be lynched next time I go to class. FML
Today, my mother had a full-on hissy fit because of the clothes I was wearing. Not because she thought they were inappropriate, but because I was "stealing her look." FML
Today, my mom wouldn't let me go to the YMCA pool with the rest of the family. She said that the sound my thighs make when they rub together is "embarrassing". FML
Today, after having bought my daughter a complete set of new school clothes, she threw a tantrum and refused to wear them. I told her she could either wear them, or go to school naked. She made if half-way down the street in the nude before I caught up and dragged her back inside. FML
Today, my dad suggested that as an alternative to buying me new school clothes that actually fit, I should just join the swim team, lose some weight, and wear my stuff from last year. FML
Today, I came out of my bedroom to find my mom doing yoga in my hallway. Naked. She doesn't seem to think there's any problem with this. It's my house. FML
Today, my mom called me a slut after she found out I sleep naked. This is how desperate she is for any excuse to yell at me. FML
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Top comments
Pentium_4 27
for all the guys' sake in your school.....keep wearing the yoga pants!
xbrit551 13
Damn, I love yoga pants
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Comments (314)
rjkelly 0
Yoga pants show every girls jiggles they are gross
LOLawesome15 0
Ok whats wrong with yoga pants? They're fricken awesome! I dont know whats wrong with being comfortable but stylish at school.
chum_mum 7
I wish girls weren't such dumb ***** these days. You know damn well why yoga pants are revealing so don't try to play it off like you don't, Op. Your mother has a point in yelling you not to wear them, I wouldn't want my kid to showoff her ass and vag either.
fuckmysuckluck 3
I wear yoga pants all the time! ha they are cute and I always get compliments! who cares what your parents think, wear what you want!
natsaysheyyy 16
Well, maybe you should buy some actual jeans then... Wearing leggings everyday just makes it look like you can't afford anything else. That's what I thought of the girls at my old high school that wore leggings everyday.
XxRose_SparksxX 7
Yoga pants are for yoga, not school. Ydi. -.-
TVKill3r 15
I think I'd keep wearing them just to see if they would really do it. XD
CTPope74 13
If you are going to wear yoga pants to anyplace besides where you do yoga, you might as wear crocs or socks with sandles. Yoga pants and leggings are not to be worn out when not working out. If thats the case, every fat man should be able to wear speedos out in public when not working out.
dexstroyer708 5
Your mom is right because most likely they are camel toeing the **** out of you and a mom does not want that
TheAspieDork 27
Wear sweats to school with yoga pants underneath, take them off during the school day, put them back on before you go home. Boom.