Love, Sex, Awkward and Relationship advice: Meat market

Meat market

By Secret size queen? - 10/08/2024 07:00 - United States

Today, I realized my relationship is broken. Two weeks ago, I got a dick pic from a random number. It was three times my fiancee's size. Ever since then, I haven't been able to feel any sort of physical attraction towards him. I love him, or at least I thought I did. FML

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You deserved it 674

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Same thing different taste

Thanks, I hate it

By Anonymous - 02/02/2021 14:01 - Australia

Today, I received my first dick pic from my boyfriend. Problem is, we broke up 3 weeks ago and his next message said, "Oops, sorry, wrong person." FML

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You deserved it 176

By Redhead - 22/08/2018 06:00

Today, I decided to get in the cowgirl position since it's my fiancé's favorite. I got a little carried away during the "ride" and suddenly heard his dick crack. I fractured his penis. He's never going to have sex with me again. FML

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You deserved it 948

By Anonymous - 09/01/2014 17:59 - United States - Imperial

Today, my fiancé texted me, saying he'd been masturbating to pictures of me. I told him that I couldn't wait to get home and take care of him. He replied, "Nah, don't bother, I got this." Now I'm horny and sad. FML

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You deserved it 7 768

Broken dreams

By Anonymous - 09/06/2021 02:01 - Luxembourg - Luxembourg

Today, I discovered the man I'm in love with, the only person I've found attractive in the past 8 years, has a girlfriend, and has done for almost a year. I feel physically sick. FML

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You deserved it 415

That's kind of a big issue

By Anonymous - 24/09/2022 02:30

Today, my boyfriend of 4 years, who I love with every fiber in my body, just told me that he's not attracted to me. Not in any way, shape, or form. FML

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You deserved it 136

Check this out

By Anonymous - 17/10/2022 11:00 - Australia - Buninyong

Today, I received a dick pic from my partner, with whom, although taking a ‘break’, we were apparently ‘working on things’. He forgot to remove the Grindr watermark from his pic. FML

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You deserved it 186

By Anonymous - 19/06/2014 14:33 - United States - San Francisco

Today, I was feeling unappreciated and asked my boyfriend if he loves me. He faltered and replied, "Uh, my dick does." FML

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You deserved it 8 434

Thanks for nothing

By John-John - 06/03/2017 15:00 - United States - Jackson

Today, I got break-up text. She called me a poor, broke, little dick, sorry excuse for a man and said that my mom should have swallowed me "as an egg". She also said that no one could ever want me. Thing is, I haven't had a girlfriend in 2 years. FML

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You deserved it 447

By Sunshine.0.ninja - 29/07/2010 18:28 - United States

Today, I was looking through my boyfriends phone, when I found a naked picture of myself. Too bad I haven't sent him any. Ever. FML

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You deserved it 14 834

Weird request

By EpicOracle - 14/10/2022 18:00

Today, after being apart for three months, my fiancée said the only way she'll take me back is if I send her some of the pictures we took on our first date. I deleted everything when I thought we'd never work out again, so it probably might not work out again, I guess. FML

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You deserved it 453

Wadlaen 23

Saturday 10 August 2024 22:20

If your love could be broken by the sight of a bigger dick, I'd say that it wasn't love...

GoogieWithers 22

Saturday 10 August 2024 18:57

Could be a same sex relationship? But I agree with you, it doesn't sound true.

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TwoBytesCarley 27

Saturday 10 August 2024 15:42

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GoogieWithers 22

Saturday 10 August 2024 18:57

Could be a same sex relationship? But I agree with you, it doesn't sound true.

Wadlaen 23

Saturday 10 August 2024 22:20

If your love could be broken by the sight of a bigger dick, I'd say that it wasn't love...

Lost Reggie 20

Sunday 11 August 2024 5:11

love your SO, ask for more pics from rando, buy a huge toy.

Haldu 46

Sunday 11 August 2024 23:17

I bet 100 bucks that's not an actual FML, but one written by an intel. I never heard, at any time in any country, of a woman receiving a dick pick she didn't asked for and liking what she saw.