FML : Today, my mom sat on a pencil and started bleeding. She then made me clean the wound on her butt and put ointment on it. FML

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Today, my mom sat on a pencil and started bleeding. She then made me clean the wound on her butt and put ointment on it. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By Anonymous - / Monday 30 November 2009 02:39 / United States

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By NorfolkDude | 2

#696320 - Monday 30 November 2009 10:04

You're a woman and her child, so perhaps she trusted you. What if someday your mom is 87 years old, and requires you to clean her, feed her, and change her diapers all the while she's unable to even talk? Are you going to post on FML about how your life sucks? Or are you going to behave like a responsible, moral person who takes care of her family rather than find it disgusting and something for all to hear?

By xApril | 0

#696321 - Monday 30 November 2009 10:04

She sat on a pencil and it magically made her ass bleed? I have an image of a pencil standing straight up and usually just doesn't happen like that, pal.

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By theF22willkillyo | 0

#696303 - Monday 30 November 2009 9:55

That sucks OP FYL. But look on the bright side, I'm sure you're not the FIRST person to ever have this happen!

AndelleRae | 9

#696338 - Monday 30 November 2009 10:14

Really?

You know it's still going to get buried, right?

waterynuggets | 0

#696340 - Monday 30 November 2009 10:14

ROFL nice one

theF22willkillyo | 0

#696372 - Monday 30 November 2009 10:42

AndelleRae, YDTNFMLTHTY for:

1). Giving a shit about someone saying "first" to begin with.
2). Feeling bad because you could never dream of such a witty way to say "first."

And finally,

5). Getting cut down with a herring.

theF22willkillyo | 0

#696381 - Monday 30 November 2009 10:49

Tarynkd don't feed the trolls.

alexandraa_fml | 0

#696417 - Monday 30 November 2009 11:22

I sat on a pencil when I was younger and the lead broke off and is still under my skin 7 years later.. :/

sarcdude | 3

#696437 - Monday 30 November 2009 11:38

@#25 I felt that lead just reading that.

jts2 | 3

#696519 - Monday 30 November 2009 13:15

Sounds fun, alexandraa.

gigi37 | 0

#696773 - Monday 30 November 2009 17:11

@25, I have the same situation, but with my hand; I accidentally stabbed myself in my right hand with a shading pencil back in 2002 and I still have a little gray mark

alexandraa_fml | 0

#696894 - Monday 30 November 2009 18:56

Oh gah gigi37. ouch,. idk if it's anything to worry about or not. I guess not.. Still bothers me though knowing it's in there, :P

arielhoee | 9

#697239 - Monday 30 November 2009 22:44

I got stabbed in the right temple with a pencil when I was like 5, & I still have a mark from it. :D

B_Foxy | 0

#697623 - Tuesday 1 December 2009 2:25

My sister stabbed me with a pencil when I was five. I'm fifteen now and still have a quite obvious mark :)

OneSadGuy | 3

#698776 - Tuesday 1 December 2009 20:59

I stabbed someone in the heart with a pencil in 2003. He is still dead.

alexandraa_fml | 0

#700568 - Wednesday 2 December 2009 20:04

LOL

ilovefatcats | 12

#986093 - Wednesday 28 April 2010 0:18

HOW DOES THAT HAPPEN???!!!!! IT'S LIKE MAAAGICK!

c00lsk8erboi | 7

#1266926 - Thursday 19 August 2010 6:24

shes ur mother. show some respect. she carried u for 9 months and sat in a hosptial bed for hours and pushed u out and ur complaining about helping ur mom with a small problem?ur life must be sad

11colio11 | 4

#1699758 - Sunday 14 November 2010 11:01

why are you complaining op? she sat on a goddamn pencil! Ow!

asscheaks | 0

#2741480 - Thursday 23 June 2011 9:42

I accidentally stabbed myself in the hand with a pencil about 6 months ago. I discovered that the reason of the little grey mark was because the pencil drew in the inside of my hand. but I have a question: how do you sit on a pencil? is it just like sitting on a pencil tripod so it's always pointing up??

By AlicaKate | 0

#696316 - Monday 30 November 2009 10:03

The image in my head makes little sense while at the same time is incredibly lol'able.

ILIEKGIRLS | 5

#696601 - Monday 30 November 2009 14:54

oh hell yes, I see what you mean.
*uhguhguhgug*

By NorfolkDude | 2

#696320 - Monday 30 November 2009 10:04

HiddenAce91 | 6

#696425 - Monday 30 November 2009 11:29

That would be the time I either send her to live with one of my siblings, or and old folks home.

kvgf1484 | 0

#698028 - Tuesday 1 December 2009 8:14

I agree with NorFolk Dude and anyone else who said something along the same lines. She's your mother and she wiped your ass countless times... stop being a whiney brat and deal with it.

All_time_Loserr | 10

#6255880 - Wednesday 8 April 2015 3:15

She's probably the same women who cleaned his diapers . what's the big deal now

By xApril | 0

#696321 - Monday 30 November 2009 10:04

She sat on a pencil and it magically made her ass bleed? I have an image of a pencil standing straight up and usually just doesn't happen like that, pal.

AlicaKate | 0

#696323 - Monday 30 November 2009 10:05

EXACTLY what I was thinking.

catatonicsleep | 17

#696357 - Monday 30 November 2009 10:27

when i was at school a guy in my class sat on a pencil and then had to sit on a pillow for a few weeks after it poked him in the ass

although someone might have been holding it pointing upwards at the time....

Rayn4u_fml | 0

#696440 - Monday 30 November 2009 11:38

Maybe the OP was the one holding it up for her mum, and then kissing her butt was punishment ^^

By crzyry | 6

#696324 - Monday 30 November 2009 10:06

Wow you are ungrateful. That woman brought you into this world and has probably cleaned and bandaged dozens of your cuts.

By The_Great_Zucchi | 14

#696327 - Monday 30 November 2009 10:08

So what would she have done if something similar happened to you? Who was she supposed to ask for help? Your neighbour?

By Thatk1ddd | 0

#696330 - Monday 30 November 2009 10:09

This doesn't sound as possible as you're making it, but it sucks nonetheless.

By farflungfloyd | 0

#696332 - Monday 30 November 2009 10:10

Oh my GOD! You had to help your mother with a small wound? Your life is so awful. You should just give up change your name and move to a tropical island where nobody can track you down.

isantorin | 0

#696353 - Monday 30 November 2009 10:25

Honestly- god forbid a parent needs your help when she gets hurt! Bitch should do it herself, not like she took any care of you at all ever right?

riku3220 | 2

#696562 - Monday 30 November 2009 14:03

You people really need to put yourself in the OP's shoes instead of viewing from 3rd person. Would you really want your mom's ass dead in your face while you applied ointment to it? I don't have a MILF for a mom so I certainly don't and I'm sure most of you wouldn't want to do it either.

By sarcdude | 3

#696345 - Monday 30 November 2009 10:18

Well it's really F HER Life, she sat on a freakin pencil >_> Honestly, once when I was younger I stepped on a pencil sticking straight up out of a backpack, and my mom came to the rescue. That shit hurt. I can only imagine that poor woman.

By Laurasian | 0

#696355 - Monday 30 November 2009 10:27

Food for thought: She pushed your fat ass out of her vagina. The least you can do is put ointment on her bum. If my daughter complains like this you bet that she's going to get that same lecture ("Do you know what I went through with you!? You broke two of my ribs while you were hanging out in my uterus!!!!"). Anyway, yeah, it kinda would be awkward, but get over it.