Today, my mother surprised me with a new alarm clock. It's attached to a toy car which races around my room with obnoxious sirens going at full blast until I crawl out of bed and turn it off. She says this will be a regular thing. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my parents bought me an alarm clock that runs away from you while beeping obnoxiously when you hit snooze. I just had ankle surgery and am unable to walk. FML
Today, I woke up to find that my parents had replaced my regular alarm clock with a walking one that requires you to get up and find it. The alarm was set to 5:00AM, which would have been fine if it wasn't the weekend. FML
Today, my dad reactivated a digital clock we had lying around, and accidentally set an alarm on it. For 1 a.m.. So guess who went hunting for that noise in the middle of night. And guess who banished the thing to the living room, then forgot about it, and slept on the sofa in said living room. Or tried to. FML
Today, my mom decided to try her new taser on me while I was asleep on the couch. FML
Today, my daughter decided to wake me up by putting the vacuum in my hair and turning it on. FML
Today, my roommate set her extremely loud alarm clock for 5am and continued to hit the snooze button every ten minutes until 7:30. FML
Today, my mom made up a new game. She thinks it's hilarious to hide my brother's creepy Batman toy around the house to creep me out. This has been going on for hours and I still scream every time. FML
Today, it's my sixteenth birthday and my mom promised me she'd buy me a car. She came home with a toy lego car. FML
Today, I woke up screaming. Why? Well, I was complaining to my dad yesterday about how I always hit the snooze button and just roll over when my alarm goes off, and how that results in me being late for morning classes. My dad thought he'd help out by placing a mousetrap on the snooze button. FML
Today, my roommate's extremely loud and obnoxious alarm went off six times, waking me up each time, before she finally gave up on hitting the snooze button and went back to sleep for good. FML
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Pentium_4 27
that's good. i didn't wake up and failed class. good luck!
emeraldon 7
That's pretty genius to be honest!
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Comments (153)
tomakobriefs 11
For anyone who wants one, if you go to ThinkGeek and search for "Clocky Robotic Alarm," it can be yours! :D
random_acc_name 5
oh wow, I so want that! Shame that I don't live in the states or Canada and so can't get it...
nate2790 0
1st world problems.
greenbean_12345 7
:O That is an awesome idea. I want like 10 of them to put into random houses (let me clarify, i meant random *friends* houses)...ohhh the madnesss!!!
Vertas 10
That is awesome. I need to find a few of these.
crimsonprodigy 15
Hot Wheels!!!!!! LOL
stormchaser24 24
Don't use it or plug it in
micahsmommy 13
At least it's not a baby. They don't turn off when you catch them.
WaylonD 4
Sounds like u need to get to bed earlier so you'll roll ur ass out of bed when it's time to get up! That way ur mom don't have to go to such extremes to make sure you're up!!!
choff47436 4
My alarm clock sounds like a truck backing over me. I keep it on the other side of the room so I don't just turn it off. But I do get my lazy ass out of bed and go to work
LeapOfFaith 8
Surprise her..buy her a cake on her birthday and make it explode just after she blows out the candles. That way she doesn't get burnt, and everyone's happy.