Miscellaneous: Today, my parents bought me an alarm clock that runs away from...

By Crippled - 27/12/2009 05:35 - United States

Today, my parents bought me an alarm clock that runs away from you while beeping obnoxiously when you hit snooze. I just had ankle surgery and am unable to walk. FML

I agree, your life sucks 33 665

You deserved it 2 893

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By Anonymous - 04/03/2013 08:02 - United States - El Cajon

Today, I woke up to find that my parents had replaced my regular alarm clock with a walking one that requires you to get up and find it. The alarm was set to 5:00AM, which would have been fine if it wasn't the weekend. FML

I agree, your life sucks 37 223

You deserved it 3 893

By poop - 28/02/2012 07:10 - United States

Today, my mother surprised me with a new alarm clock. It's attached to a toy car which races around my room with obnoxious sirens going at full blast until I crawl out of bed and turn it off. She says this will be a regular thing. FML

I agree, your life sucks 23 872

You deserved it 12 986

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By hungry/grumpy/disabled - 17/07/2022 12:00

Today, I'm on bed rest after a major surgery. I can walk to the bathroom but can barely raise my hands. At the hospital, my mom gave this dramatic speech of being there whenever I needed her. When I asked her to come make me breakfast, she didn’t show up til noon then complained I was in a bad mood. FML

I agree, your life sucks 990

You deserved it 138

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By Anonymous - 22/02/2015 16:09 - Canada - Kitchener

Today, my mother-in-law sent me a pedometer for my birthday. I've been confined to a wheelchair for most of my life. FML

I agree, your life sucks 36 026

You deserved it 2 161

By Crispy cripple - 05/09/2018 18:30

Today, my dorm's fire alarm went off. In the rush to escape, I slipped and fell off my bunk bed, breaking my ankle in two places. Crying, I told my roommates I needed help to walk. They shrugged and left after mentioning that I would slow them down. FML

I agree, your life sucks 3 278

You deserved it 285

By Anonymous - 02/03/2018 19:30 - United States

Today, I woke up after being sick from the flu and tried to get out of bed. I forgot I was in a bunk bed and broke my ankle in the fall down. FML

I agree, your life sucks 4 338

You deserved it 856

By emperor - 21/07/2009 05:38 - Bangladesh

Today, I woke up screaming. Why? Well, I was complaining to my dad yesterday about how I always hit the snooze button and just roll over when my alarm goes off, and how that results in me being late for morning classes. My dad thought he'd help out by placing a mousetrap on the snooze button. FML

I agree, your life sucks 48 498

You deserved it 30 665

By knee pain - 09/12/2013 19:17 - United States

Today, I woke up in my hospital bed after having knee surgery, on the wrong knee. FML

I agree, your life sucks 73 098

You deserved it 4 034

By red_headforlife - 28/09/2012 05:34 - United States - Chandler

Today, I was so happy to be leaving the hospital after breaking my arm the night before. Just as I walked out of the doors, a huge ambulance team was running in at the same time, and knocked me down full force. I now have a broken ankle. FML

I agree, your life sucks 33 296

You deserved it 2 541

By norpedo - 17/05/2015 19:32 - United States - Cleveland

Today, in bare consciousness, I found out what it feels like to be stabbed in the hand with an earring. How? By slamming my hand on the snooze button of my alarm and missing horribly. FML

I agree, your life sucks 27 029

You deserved it 6 556

medfly 2

Sunday 27 December 2009 12:07

don't use it.

Dont_Explain 3

Sunday 27 December 2009 12:27

Better yet, put it up on a high ledge. "Run ******, run."

Comments

medfly 2

Sunday 27 December 2009 12:07

don't use it.

Dont_Explain 3

Sunday 27 December 2009 12:21

Better yet, put it on a high ledge. "Run ******, run."

Kylias 6

Sunday 27 December 2009 18:47

#5 wins.

chicagogirl5673 0

Sunday 27 December 2009 19:14

its not a plug in it iot its batteried other wise it wouldnt be able to run around. lol i have one too

Reyo 2

Sunday 27 December 2009 19:22

Hide it in your parent's bedroom before moving for college. I suggest somewhere secure, like right behind the drywall that's next to their bed.

clcagwin 0

Sunday 27 December 2009 20:07

better better yet, just face it towards the wall

letitbe56 0

Monday 28 December 2009 0:00

#1 said it. Assuming you're not crippled for life, you can just use your phone or something until your foot heals. Your life isn't really that ******.

monster_tamer 11

Monday 28 December 2009 17:37

#5 = win

baby_val 0

Sunday 28 February 2010 8:15

yea furreal

mariahrawks 0

Saturday 6 March 2010 18:55

the FML is they found out it runs away by pressing snooze and now have an annoying alarm clock running around.

ilovefatcats 12

Monday 22 March 2010 0:50

how would it run away?

Comoke1024 19

Tuesday 11 February 2014 0:56

Or, hide it in your parents' room.

Voids 0

Sunday 27 December 2009 12:12

That's harsh as **** haha.

michiganfan53 0

Friday 29 July 2011 19:54

damn voids ur ugly as **** haha

seven_to_twelve 3

Sunday 27 December 2009 12:16

So don't use it until you're better. Unless you don't live with your parents, in which case don't use it at all, and bring it out when they visit. That sounds really annoying.

Dont_Explain 3

Sunday 27 December 2009 12:27

Better yet, put it up on a high ledge. "Run ******, run."

pepsie_fml 0

Thursday 8 April 2010 2:52

u own

kaprookie 3

Sunday 5 September 2010 7:15

I love you don't_explain

Juliaa15 6

Tuesday 7 December 2010 2:31

#5 copier. >_>

Towerhead1 0

Wednesday 2 November 2011 22:43

#6 IS #5. Fail

qwillis98 20

Tuesday 9 October 2012 2:31

Meant to thumb up 104

kittykat1501 31

Monday 18 January 2016 21:13

but you'd have to hit snooze first and OP can't stand.

Ireplywith_memes 0

Sunday 27 December 2009 12:36

Moar sauce? Didn't think so.

trillian_fml 0

Sunday 27 December 2009 12:41

so don't hit snooze. crisis solved

htownlove 0

Wednesday 10 March 2010 4:30

exactly what I was thinking

24788 6

Sunday 27 December 2009 12:41

Baseball bats... they weren't just invented for playing baseball.

UnluckyChicka 0

Tuesday 12 October 2010 3:17

24788- lmao, they're also for smashing peoples noses. ask my cousin how he broke my nose :)

g3rusz 6

Sunday 27 December 2009 12:44

So... there's no way to turn it off, right? Like... not activating it, or removing the batteries...

spitfire35 3

Sunday 27 December 2009 12:57

or is it one which turns into a monster and starts shooting at you if it gets pissed off by being turned off

8trickster8 0

Sunday 27 December 2009 17:29

*presses snooze* "I'm afraid I can't let you do that, Dave."

SweetPotatoVines 0

Monday 28 December 2009 3:12

I think you win #34

LilaBear 1

Sunday 27 December 2009 13:38

hahahaha. Funny. At least it'll do its job, hey? And surely you must be able to walk somehow, even if it's on crutches, or at least get around in a wheelchair... how would you get out of bed otherwise??

perdix 29

Sunday 27 December 2009 13:50

Simple. Regift it to your boyfriend when you want to break up with him. Reset it for about 2 hours before his normal wake-up time to hasten the process.