Better yet, put it on a high ledge. "Run fucker, run."

#5 wins.

its not a plug in it iot its batteried other wise it wouldnt be able to run around. lol i have one too

Hide it in your parent's bedroom before moving for college. I suggest somewhere secure, like right behind the drywall that's next to their bed.

better better yet, just face it towards the wall

#1 said it. Assuming you're not crippled for life, you can just use your phone or something until your foot heals. Your life isn't really that fucked.

#5 = win

yea furreal

the FML is they found out it runs away by pressing snooze and now have an annoying alarm clock running around.

how would it run away?

Or, hide it in your parents' room.

damn voids ur ugly as fuck haha

u own

I love you don't_explain

#5 copier. >_>

#6 IS #5. Fail

Meant to thumb up 104

but you'd have to hit snooze first and OP can't stand.

exactly what I was thinking

24788- lmao, they're also for smashing peoples noses. ask my cousin how he broke my nose :)

or is it one which turns into a monster and starts shooting at you if it gets pissed off by being turned off

*presses snooze* "I'm afraid I can't let you do that, Dave."

I think you win #34

or if it's a school day, two hours after