Today, my mother surprised me with a new alarm clock. It's attached to a toy car which races around my room with obnoxious sirens going at full blast until I crawl out of bed and turn it off. She says this will be a regular thing. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my parents bought me an alarm clock that runs away from you while beeping obnoxiously when you hit snooze. I just had ankle surgery and am unable to walk. FML
Today, I woke up to find that my parents had replaced my regular alarm clock with a walking one that requires you to get up and find it. The alarm was set to 5:00AM, which would have been fine if it wasn't the weekend. FML
Today, my dad reactivated a digital clock we had lying around, and accidentally set an alarm on it. For 1 a.m.. So guess who went hunting for that noise in the middle of night. And guess who banished the thing to the living room, then forgot about it, and slept on the sofa in said living room. Or tried to. FML
Today, my mom decided to try her new taser on me while I was asleep on the couch. FML
Today, my daughter decided to wake me up by putting the vacuum in my hair and turning it on. FML
Today, my roommate set her extremely loud alarm clock for 5am and continued to hit the snooze button every ten minutes until 7:30. FML
Today, my mom made up a new game. She thinks it's hilarious to hide my brother's creepy Batman toy around the house to creep me out. This has been going on for hours and I still scream every time. FML
Today, it's my sixteenth birthday and my mom promised me she'd buy me a car. She came home with a toy lego car. FML
Today, I woke up screaming. Why? Well, I was complaining to my dad yesterday about how I always hit the snooze button and just roll over when my alarm goes off, and how that results in me being late for morning classes. My dad thought he'd help out by placing a mousetrap on the snooze button. FML
Today, my roommate's extremely loud and obnoxious alarm went off six times, waking me up each time, before she finally gave up on hitting the snooze button and went back to sleep for good. FML
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Pentium_4 27
that's good. i didn't wake up and failed class. good luck!
emeraldon 7
That's pretty genius to be honest!
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Comments (153)
random_acc_name 5
This is in no way a bad thing. Set the alarm to when you need to get up, get up and stop whining about it.
dooshka 0
I want one of these cars!
biggerthanlife 0
Lemmi guess. Youre 45?
perdix 31
Get her one that's shaped like a hearse and plays funeral dirges. Tell her she's not going to have to put with it for much longer. Mwahahaha!
zombicidal 11
I've always wanted to drive a hearse it'd be the best vehicle ever
immaMonsta 8
What an evil plan you've got there. I approve lol.
reccee 0
Maybe get your lazy ass out if bed? Let me guess your 16 and the world ows you everything?
Azail 15
Assuming a bit much there aren't you now ? For all you know OP could be a college student exhausted from studying for an exam. So don't assume because assuming makes an ass out of you when you are wrong.
cdpaam 0
A college student does not need MOM to wake you.
bizarre_ftw 22
And a mentalist when you're right
mmmcoopers 13
I can't wait until I can torment my kids with things like this. well done mum.
SanaSazi 32
You'll get used to it and sleep thru it... It will be annoying until then tho
HahaYDI 0
My mom used to just yell at me until I got up lol trust me your situation seems a lot better to me.
HahaYDI 0
Also, for whatever it's worth, I really appreciate OP's username.
random_acc_name 5
stop whining, set the alarm to when you *need* to get up and get up.
audiophileMom 11
I want one of those for my husband!!!!