By poop - 28/02/2012 07:10 - United States

Today, my mother surprised me with a new alarm clock. It's attached to a toy car which races around my room with obnoxious sirens going at full blast until I crawl out of bed and turn it off. She says this will be a regular thing. FML
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Pentium_4 27

that's good. i didn't wake up and failed class. good luck!

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random_acc_name 5

This is in no way a bad thing. Set the alarm to when you need to get up, get up and stop whining about it.

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perdix 29

Get her one that's shaped like a hearse and plays funeral dirges. Tell her she's not going to have to put with it for much longer. Mwahahaha!

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zombicidal 11

I've always wanted to drive a hearse it'd be the best vehicle ever

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immaMonsta 8

What an evil plan you've got there. I approve lol.

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reccee 0

Maybe get your lazy ass out if bed? Let me guess your 16 and the world ows you everything?

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Azail 15

Assuming a bit much there aren't you now ? For all you know OP could be a college student exhausted from studying for an exam. So don't assume because assuming makes an ass out of you when you are wrong.

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cdpaam 0

A college student does not need MOM to wake you.

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bizarre_ftw 21

And a mentalist when you're right

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mmmcoopers 13

I can't wait until I can torment my kids with things like this. well done mum.

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SanaSazi 32

You'll get used to it and sleep thru it... It will be annoying until then tho

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HahaYDI 0

My mom used to just yell at me until I got up lol trust me your situation seems a lot better to me.

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HahaYDI 0

Also, for whatever it's worth, I really appreciate OP's username.

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random_acc_name 5

stop whining, set the alarm to when you *need* to get up and get up.

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audiophileMom 11

I want one of those for my husband!!!!

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