Today, my mother surprised me with a new alarm clock. It's attached to a toy car which races around my room with obnoxious sirens going at full blast until I crawl out of bed and turn it off. She says this will be a regular thing. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my parents bought me an alarm clock that runs away from you while beeping obnoxiously when you hit snooze. I just had ankle surgery and am unable to walk. FML
Today, I woke up to find that my parents had replaced my regular alarm clock with a walking one that requires you to get up and find it. The alarm was set to 5:00AM, which would have been fine if it wasn't the weekend. FML
Today, my dad reactivated a digital clock we had lying around, and accidentally set an alarm on it. For 1 a.m.. So guess who went hunting for that noise in the middle of night. And guess who banished the thing to the living room, then forgot about it, and slept on the sofa in said living room. Or tried to. FML
Today, my mom decided to try her new taser on me while I was asleep on the couch. FML
Today, my daughter decided to wake me up by putting the vacuum in my hair and turning it on. FML
Today, my roommate set her extremely loud alarm clock for 5am and continued to hit the snooze button every ten minutes until 7:30. FML
Today, my mom made up a new game. She thinks it's hilarious to hide my brother's creepy Batman toy around the house to creep me out. This has been going on for hours and I still scream every time. FML
Today, it's my sixteenth birthday and my mom promised me she'd buy me a car. She came home with a toy lego car. FML
Today, I woke up screaming. Why? Well, I was complaining to my dad yesterday about how I always hit the snooze button and just roll over when my alarm goes off, and how that results in me being late for morning classes. My dad thought he'd help out by placing a mousetrap on the snooze button. FML
Today, my roommate's extremely loud and obnoxious alarm went off six times, waking me up each time, before she finally gave up on hitting the snooze button and went back to sleep for good. FML
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Pentium_4 27
that's good. i didn't wake up and failed class. good luck!
emeraldon 7
That's pretty genius to be honest!
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Comments (153)
doorick 4
the shit people invent
karmicsamadi86 9
Haha. I got my brother one that is a helicopter that flies around with the key to turn the alarm off. He hates it, but he's always on time for school now!
joeytheman 10
I have one too
SeemsToFail 0
I had one of those except it was a monkey clapping but my dog attacked it haha
SeemsToFail 0
I had one of those except it was a monkey clapping but my dog attacked it haha
jordann_27 11
Destroy it!
greenmen 12
Use a earplugs and never wake up
Chrispayne 4
I got my roommate the same thing thinking that he would stop hitting thw snoze button. No it just keeps going off.
sirsquab 12
Not gonna lie, I could use one of these.
terrask 11
You wouldn't need it if you got out of bed at the first ring. And nop, the hour at which you get up is not an excuse. I get up in the morning, wash, eat and drive to work before sunrise, every working day for the past two years. Then again I go to bed before 10pm on workdays. Get some self-discipline and your mother wont treat your like a lazyass slob.
Azail 15
84 - A bit harsh dont you think. Not every ******* person has the ability to get up early everyday. Perhaps the OP stays up way to late studying or doing something else But I take my hat off to you. You not only excel at the things you mention but you can also excel at being an asshole.
Artisani 3
#117, hey, hey. Remember that assuming thing you just talked about not doing because it makes an ass out of us? You just did it. You ASSUMED that OP is a college student, and you ASSUMED that this guy just naturally woke up early and didn't have to teach his body to do that. You, sir, are also quite a gifted asshole.