By marshmallowssss - 11/03/2009 21:12 - United States

Today, I just finished having dinner with my boyfriend, so I leaned over to him and said seductively, "How about some dessert?" Obviously, he didn't catch my tone, because he then looked at me and said, "Babe, you really don't need it." FML
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Ha, someone's not getting anything tonight anymore.

damn, the stories on here about what guys say to their girlfriends make me feel really glad I'm single

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I chuckled.

lol, good times haha

Hmmm I wonder how his weight is? Ass

Hahahaha. But dont worry, he was just joking. Don't take it too hard, and don't hold it against him either! Lol. He probably just said that because of the "push-pull" rule... aka if he kisses your butt all the time and never jokes around with you, you'll start to get bored of him, dislike him, and likely either cheat or leave him. He also could have been broke and not have enough money for dessert...

Ha, someone's not getting anything tonight anymore.

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Yes, Lauren, u Fail..

Really how rude are you? Dick

whata jerk.. lol woow

Sounds like you got yourself a keeper. SMH @ these people who think he's a jerk.

How the hell is a boyfriend who says that a "keeper"? A real keeper wouldn't care if you ate dessert because he's more than a superficial jerk.

do you not know what sarcasm is?