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lol, good times haha
Hmmm I wonder how his weight is? Ass
Hahahaha. But dont worry, he was just joking. Don't take it too hard, and don't hold it against him either! Lol. He probably just said that because of the "push-pull" rule... aka if he kisses your butt all the time and never jokes around with you, you'll start to get bored of him, dislike him, and likely either cheat or leave him. He also could have been broke and not have enough money for dessert...
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Show it anywayYes, Lauren, u Fail..
Really how rude are you? Dick
How the hell is a boyfriend who says that a "keeper"? A real keeper wouldn't care if you ate dessert because he's more than a superficial jerk.
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Ha, someone's not getting anything tonight anymore.
damn, the stories on here about what guys say to their girlfriends make me feel really glad I'm single