By marshmallowssss - United States
Today, I just finished having dinner with my boyfriend, so I leaned over to him and said seductively, "How about some dessert?" Obviously, he didn't catch my tone, because he then looked at me and said, "Babe, you really don't need it." FML
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By  wrestler_fml  |  0

Hahahaha. But dont worry, he was just joking. Don't take it too hard, and don't hold it against him either! Lol. He probably just said that because of the "push-pull" rule... aka if he kisses your butt all the time and never jokes around with you, you'll start to get bored of him, dislike him, and likely either cheat or leave him.

He also could have been broke and not have enough money for dessert...