Today, my mother-in-law gave me a toaster and a fork as a wedding gift. FML
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grtfuldeadlovr
| 27
She obviously thinks you need these items.
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JennaNGood
| 21
I don't get why OP thinks this makes her a monster in law? Be grateful for getting anything...
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mitchishigh
| 5
Turn your toaster on and put a fork in it
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ahippienamedrae
| 10
Because you don't put metal in a toaster
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jenninator93
| 18
Yeah and I bet if in the future they have a baby shower she'll think OP will need a metal coat hanger as a gift.
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orbit
| 22
Or some rope and a stool like a past fml
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kayladayla
| 13
Lmao this is the worst fucking wedding gift ever. she wasn't even trying to be subtle
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Hiktmae
| 20
Better than nothing, I'd love to have a new toaster lol
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chosha_fml
| 25
#42 Well sure, but not so nice to start your marriage with your mother-in-law implying you should electrocute yourself.
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EverestMelting
| 23
Of course OP, she probably forgot the whole set of utensils, that's obviously what's going on here.. But probably not.
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reneetlovesyou
| 30
I know! Why wouldn't she give OP a full set?! She really FORKED him over.
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Laeffy
| 19
I think she might be hinting at something...
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Frank_3xxx
| 6
Stick the fork in her a**
Smash the toaster on her head.
Smash the toaster on her head.
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EverestMelting
| 23
What about the other way around?
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davidpropert
| 32
^ that would be a stretch in more than one way
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mld4657
| 28
well I hope it's a fancy toaster and fork. but I'm guessing she didn't approve of the wedding
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Mf2307
| 15
doesnt sound like it
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Rawrshi
| 25
Still better than the Frey's wedding gifts.
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harleyquinn524
| 4
way to soon#7 way to soon
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MistahJ94
| 8
I see what u did there
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8Dirty1
| 24
give her rat poison for Christmas
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ThePols
| 11
Disguised as delicious muffins
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tony1891
| 22
or hidden in the toast from the toaster she gave you.
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escapingreality
| 19
better yet...tell her it's colored powdered sugar/sprinkles on top
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trellz17
| 19
If it's one of those toasters that can hold four slices of bread then she's awesome, if not, fuck her.
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AnOriginalName
| 19
Regardless of whether she's awesome, I think OP would rather fuck her son/daughter.
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Joshery
| 14
Mother-in-law's never seem to change do they
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domolovesyoshi
| 33
My parents love my sisters fiancé and his parents love my sister so this is not always the case
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Brandi_Faith
| 33
My parents and sister-in-laws love each other so much. We all live 5 minutes from each other and see each other a few days a week. One of my sisters (in law) comes over almost every weekday morning with her kids to have coffee with my mom and I while the kids play. She actually sees, loves and gets along with, my parents better than her own. We're all extremely close. Every time I read FML and it's about in-laws I am so so thankful that my sisters-in-law and family get alone and love each other so much. Some of these stories are crazy.
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LosTe_fml
| 19
Hey, toasters are pretty cool man.
Smash the toaster on her head.