By monster in law. - 17/12/2014 07:35 - United States

Today, my mother-in-law gave me a toaster and a fork as a wedding gift. FML
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Frank_3xxx 6

Stick the fork in her a** Smash the toaster on her head.

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JennaNGood 21

I don't get why OP thinks this makes her a monster in law? Be grateful for getting anything...

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ahippienamedrae 10

Because you don't put metal in a toaster

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jenninator93 18

Yeah and I bet if in the future they have a baby shower she'll think OP will need a metal coat hanger as a gift.

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orbit 22

Or some rope and a stool like a past fml

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kayladayla 13

Lmao this is the worst ******* wedding gift ever. she wasn't even trying to be subtle

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Hiktmae 20

Better than nothing, I'd love to have a new toaster lol

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chosha_fml 26

#42 Well sure, but not so nice to start your marriage with your mother-in-law implying you should electrocute yourself.

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EverestMelting 23

Of course OP, she probably forgot the whole set of utensils, that's obviously what's going on here.. But probably not.

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reneetlovesyou 30

I know! Why wouldn't she give OP a full set?! She really FORKED him over.

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Laeffy 19

I think she might be hinting at something...

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Frank_3xxx 6

Stick the fork in her a** Smash the toaster on her head.

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davidpropert 32

^ that would be a stretch in more than one way

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mld4657 28

well I hope it's a fancy toaster and fork. but I'm guessing she didn't approve of the wedding

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tony1891 22

or hidden in the toast from the toaster she gave you.

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escapingreality 19

better yet...tell her it's colored powdered sugar/sprinkles on top

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trellz17 19

If it's one of those toasters that can hold four slices of bread then she's awesome, if not, **** her.

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AnOriginalName 19

Regardless of whether she's awesome, I think OP would rather **** her son/daughter.

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Joshery 14

Mother-in-law's never seem to change do they

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domolovesyoshi 33

My parents love my sisters fiancé and his parents love my sister so this is not always the case

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Brandi_Faith 33

My parents and sister-in-laws love each other so much. We all live 5 minutes from each other and see each other a few days a week. One of my sisters (in law) comes over almost every weekday morning with her kids to have coffee with my mom and I while the kids play. She actually sees, loves and gets along with, my parents better than her own. We're all extremely close. Every time I read FML and it's about in-laws I am so so thankful that my sisters-in-law and family get alone and love each other so much. Some of these stories are crazy.

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