monster in law.
United States
Today, my mother-in-law gave me a toaster and a fork as a wedding gift. FML
Collection
Wild Nights Out
Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Same thing different taste
knews
United States
Today, my mom sent me beautiful candlesticks along with some half burned candles. I thanked her. She told me the candlesticks were a wedding gift to my grandmother 85 years ago. Then she said the candles were used at my grandma's wedding. I had already lit them. FML
anon
Dublin, United States
Today, I walked into my mother's house to find that she had knitted clothes for some of the household appliances. The toaster was wearing a dress. FML
badcook
United States
Today, my mother-in-law gifted us with a new microwave. I told her it was too much and we didn't really need it. Her response, "I just want my grandkids to have food that tastes good for once." I'm a chef. FML
anonymous
This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff
United States
They're all yours
Today, I was having a garage sale and my mother-in-law came by to see what I was selling. She decided to buy these ugly green wine glasses that were still unopened. It turns out that she gave those to my wife and me when we got married. FML
AvocadoPurse
Respect
Today, my mother-in-law took a phone message on the back of my marriage license. FML
GeeThanks
Toronto, Canada
Today, while making a grand show of his generosity, my boss gave me my own commissions as a wedding gift. FML
lauziej93
This FML is from back in 2015 but it's good stuff
Logroño, Spain
Oh no, oh no no no
Today, my mother-in-law became my boss. FML
Anoymous
Burlingame, United States
Today, after telling my mother-in-law about my recent miscarriage, she cheerfully made a cake to celebrate. FML
Shelle
Vancouver, Canada
Today, my mother-in-law purchased matching Christmas presents for myself and my sister-in-law to open together in front of everyone. Guess who are now the proud owners of matching metal tampon cases. FML
whasian
United States
Today, my soon to be mother-in-law sent me a birthday present. It was a necklace for me to wear at my wedding. The pendant is a well known lesbian symbol. I'm a woman and I'm marrying her son. FML
Top comments
grtfuldeadlovr 27
She obviously thinks you need these items.
Frank_3xxx 6
Stick the fork in her a** Smash the toaster on her head.
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Comments (97)
greencurtains74 11
A toaster is a fine wedding gift. How selfish of you to be so ungrateful! I got a toaster for a wedding gift and use it almost daily
LonelyAngel22 13
No, you're missing the point. A toaster and one fork; the woman is telling her to electrocute herself. Yes, a toaster would be lovely, but paired with one fork? Obviously telling her she doesn't like her.
joyboy390 12
You obviously fail to realize the fork that was attached to the toaster lol.
maddyylion 16
Scrolled through the comments just to find the one idiot that was going to lash at the op for being ungrateful . Found it !
False_Stupidity 42
Must think that this will be the only forking you'll get to do now that you're married.
wasliedtoasakid 22
Lol she hates you
kayteakay 26
Re-gift it back next year.
wasliedtoasakid 22
Maybe for your next family gathering she will give you a stool and some rope.
DorrieBelle 10
Shocking !
niallo 23
Does this mean she'll love you more when you regift it back to her.
Kielnmsoftly 26
Obviously the toaster is the gift and you're supposed to use the fork to clean it..... Some people smh
captainsmegma 12
Did she hand them to you while you were in the shower?
NodakN8V 25
Ask her to show you the "connection"