Love: Today, my mother-in-law gave me a toaster and a fork as a wedding...

By monster in law. - 17/12/2014 07:35 - United States

Today, my mother-in-law gave me a toaster and a fork as a wedding gift. FML

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By knews - 18/03/2010 04:46 - United States

Today, my mom sent me beautiful candlesticks along with some half burned candles. I thanked her. She told me the candlesticks were a wedding gift to my grandmother 85 years ago. Then she said the candles were used at my grandma's wedding. I had already lit them. FML

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By anon - 14/01/2013 03:00 - United States - Dublin

Today, I walked into my mother's house to find that she had knitted clothes for some of the household appliances. The toaster was wearing a dress. FML

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By badcook - 24/09/2009 19:10 - United States

Today, my mother-in-law gifted us with a new microwave. I told her it was too much and we didn't really need it. Her response, "I just want my grandkids to have food that tastes good for once." I'm a chef. FML

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They're all yours

By anonymous - 10/06/2009 20:05 - United States

Today, I was having a garage sale and my mother-in-law came by to see what I was selling. She decided to buy these ugly green wine glasses that were still unopened. It turns out that she gave those to my wife and I when we got married. FML

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By AvocadoPurse - 31/12/2018 16:00

Today, my mother-in-law took a phone message on the back of my marriage license. FML

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By lauziej93 - 10/11/2015 09:24 - Spain - Logro?o

Today, my mother-in-law became my boss. FML

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By GeeThanks - 02/05/2017 05:00 - Canada - Toronto

Today, while making a grand show of his generosity, my boss gave me my own commissions as a wedding gift. FML

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By Anoymous - 09/06/2013 06:02 - United States - Burlingame

Today, after telling my mother-in-law about my recent miscarriage, she cheerfully made a cake to celebrate. FML

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By Shelle - 26/12/2012 08:53 - Canada - Vancouver

Today, my mother-in-law purchased matching Christmas presents for myself and my sister-in-law to open together in front of everyone. Guess who are now the proud owners of matching metal tampon cases. FML

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By whasian - 21/09/2009 16:32 - United States

Today, my soon to be mother-in-law sent me a birthday present. It was a necklace for me to wear at my wedding. The pendant is a well known lesbian symbol. I'm a woman and I'm marrying her son. FML

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grtfuldeadlovr 27

Wednesday 17 December 2014 18:42

She obviously thinks you need these items.

Frank_3xxx 6

Wednesday 17 December 2014 18:45

Stick the fork in her a** Smash the toaster on her head.

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mineller 24

Wednesday 17 December 2014 18:58

Shocking!

escapingreality 19

Thursday 18 December 2014 3:50

idt anyone else noticed what you did there...lol

BlindlyWandering 17

Thursday 18 December 2014 7:15

I see what you did. Very clever. :)

WCARlover 34

Wednesday 17 December 2014 18:59

Welcome to the family!

thinblue32 15

Wednesday 17 December 2014 19:03

Matching I hope. Lol

Callmeseansaur 9

Wednesday 17 December 2014 19:04

...but free toaster though!

SkiBunnyBB96 11

Wednesday 17 December 2014 19:18

Well someone has her head up her ass

dodgethis3500 17

Wednesday 17 December 2014 19:22

She's hoping you don't survive very long in the family, maybe even in life....

Lizardgirl 7

Wednesday 17 December 2014 19:37

Better hide that toaster when your father in law comes to visit

MidnaLink 33

Wednesday 17 December 2014 19:37

The toaster I'd be fine with, the fork, WTF!

LPac5295 27

Wednesday 17 December 2014 19:42

That forking sucks.

ariastyles12 25

Wednesday 17 December 2014 19:47

Is she trying to hint something?

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