monster in law.
United States
Today, my mother-in-law gave me a toaster and a fork as a wedding gift. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
knews
United States
Today, my mom sent me beautiful candlesticks along with some half burned candles. I thanked her. She told me the candlesticks were a wedding gift to my grandmother 85 years ago. Then she said the candles were used at my grandma's wedding. I had already lit them. FML
anon
Dublin, United States
Today, I walked into my mother's house to find that she had knitted clothes for some of the household appliances. The toaster was wearing a dress. FML
badcook
United States
Today, my mother-in-law gifted us with a new microwave. I told her it was too much and we didn't really need it. Her response, "I just want my grandkids to have food that tastes good for once." I'm a chef. FML
anonymous
This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff
United States
They're all yours
Today, I was having a garage sale and my mother-in-law came by to see what I was selling. She decided to buy these ugly green wine glasses that were still unopened. It turns out that she gave those to my wife and me when we got married. FML
AvocadoPurse
Respect
Today, my mother-in-law took a phone message on the back of my marriage license. FML
GeeThanks
Toronto, Canada
Today, while making a grand show of his generosity, my boss gave me my own commissions as a wedding gift. FML
lauziej93
This FML is from back in 2015 but it's good stuff
Logroño, Spain
Oh no, oh no no no
Today, my mother-in-law became my boss. FML
Anoymous
Burlingame, United States
Today, after telling my mother-in-law about my recent miscarriage, she cheerfully made a cake to celebrate. FML
Shelle
Vancouver, Canada
Today, my mother-in-law purchased matching Christmas presents for myself and my sister-in-law to open together in front of everyone. Guess who are now the proud owners of matching metal tampon cases. FML
whasian
United States
Today, my soon to be mother-in-law sent me a birthday present. It was a necklace for me to wear at my wedding. The pendant is a well known lesbian symbol. I'm a woman and I'm marrying her son. FML
Top comments
grtfuldeadlovr 27
She obviously thinks you need these items.
Frank_3xxx 6
Stick the fork in her a** Smash the toaster on her head.
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Comments (97)
joyboy390 12
If i was you i would consider that my first and only warning lol. I wouldnt eat any of her cookinf it might be poisoned lol. You might wanna bring that up to you wife.
Clevelandians 17
She technically gave you her daughter too
pris0027 19
Mother in-laws are the worst!
kiaora_fml 11
For Christmas give her an enema from Ebay and hot chilli sauce......... Sorry op, hopefully she is alot older than your husband and she will drop dead soon
mkayden 23
Dumb ways to die tu du tu du tu du tu du tu du
wynnona 17
Passive-aggressive at its finest.
PeaceFull 3
Dear FMLer would you attack me if I asked why is this a horrible gift? At least she gave her a present.
russfml 31
It's a not so subtle way of saying I hope you kill yourself. Fork in a toaster would be an electrifying experience, literally
Goblin182 27
Depending on the type of relationship you have with you mother-in-law, she is either funny as hell or the worst bitch in the world.
staceyp1 6
Why is everyone being so slack? Maybe it's all the mother in law could afford. The wedding isn't and shouldn't be about how fancy your presents are.
thewife5 19
Just thank her like it was your favorite gift ever.. That will really piss her off.