FML : Today, while making a grand show of his generosity, my boss gave me my own commissions as a wedding gift. FML

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Today, while making a grand show of his generosity, my boss gave me my own commissions as a wedding gift. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By GeeThanks - / Tuesday 2 May 2017 05:00 / Canada - Toronto

Work

Money

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By Lobby_Bee | 16

#7447760 - Tuesday 2 May 2017 13:32

The commission wasn't the wedding gift, the grand show was.

By Druu | 53

#7447863 - Tuesday 2 May 2017 17:34

"And here's a little something for the honeymoon!"
*Hands you a backlog of work*

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By Lobby_Bee | 16

#7447760 - Tuesday 2 May 2017 13:32

The commission wasn't the wedding gift, the grand show was.

By RichardPencil | 25

#7447816 - Tuesday 2 May 2017 16:08

I'll bet he'll give you wedding cake, aka, day-old birthday cake from the break room.

By Druu | 53

#7447863 - Tuesday 2 May 2017 17:34

"And here's a little something for the honeymoon!"
*Hands you a backlog of work*

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

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