monster in law.
United States
Today, my mother-in-law gave me a toaster and a fork as a wedding gift. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
knews
United States
Today, my mom sent me beautiful candlesticks along with some half burned candles. I thanked her. She told me the candlesticks were a wedding gift to my grandmother 85 years ago. Then she said the candles were used at my grandma's wedding. I had already lit them. FML
anon
Dublin, United States
Today, I walked into my mother's house to find that she had knitted clothes for some of the household appliances. The toaster was wearing a dress. FML
badcook
United States
Today, my mother-in-law gifted us with a new microwave. I told her it was too much and we didn't really need it. Her response, "I just want my grandkids to have food that tastes good for once." I'm a chef. FML
anonymous
This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff
United States
They're all yours
Today, I was having a garage sale and my mother-in-law came by to see what I was selling. She decided to buy these ugly green wine glasses that were still unopened. It turns out that she gave those to my wife and me when we got married. FML
AvocadoPurse
Respect
Today, my mother-in-law took a phone message on the back of my marriage license. FML
GeeThanks
Toronto, Canada
Today, while making a grand show of his generosity, my boss gave me my own commissions as a wedding gift. FML
lauziej93
This FML is from back in 2015 but it's good stuff
Logroño, Spain
Oh no, oh no no no
Today, my mother-in-law became my boss. FML
Anoymous
Burlingame, United States
Today, after telling my mother-in-law about my recent miscarriage, she cheerfully made a cake to celebrate. FML
Shelle
Vancouver, Canada
Today, my mother-in-law purchased matching Christmas presents for myself and my sister-in-law to open together in front of everyone. Guess who are now the proud owners of matching metal tampon cases. FML
whasian
United States
Today, my soon to be mother-in-law sent me a birthday present. It was a necklace for me to wear at my wedding. The pendant is a well known lesbian symbol. I'm a woman and I'm marrying her son. FML
Top comments
grtfuldeadlovr 27
She obviously thinks you need these items.
Frank_3xxx 6
Stick the fork in her a** Smash the toaster on her head.
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Comments (97)
SkittlesGoRawr 19
Well, she's obviously doesn't like the fact that you're getting married
octopussperm125 18
Its better than a blender and a spoon
chosha_fml 27
For her birthday regift her the fork, along with a power board.
alexandrarae 13
Chances are pretty good you left out the part where your mother-in-law contributed to the wedding, maybe not monetarily, but with support and advise. Stop being so greedy and be grateful for what you have, a beautiful wedding with all your friends and family and a husband who loves you. Although if you keep being a greedy little bitch I can't see that lasting too long.
ladybugz23 13
don't open the package. wrap it up and give it to her for Christmas present
Fishin_for_Coins 7
Greatest thing I've heard all day.
dispwned 8
Ask her to demonstrate how she wants you to use them together.
The_Burrito_Guy 6
Give her a brochure for a retirement home
StellaNox 16
This reminded me of an episode of Happy Tree Friends - well, this aint good!
potatoesforlife 9
I may be the only one thinking of yourchonny