Miscellaneous: Today, my mother asked me if my boyfriend and I were getting...

By Anonymous - 25/03/2009 20:40 - United States

Today, my mother asked me if my boyfriend and I were getting serious. I quickly lied and said no. She then informed me that if things ever heated up that she would take me to get birthcontrol. Wanting birthcontrol, I confessed. In turn she grounded me. I am not allowed to see my boyfriend anymore. FML

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By Grounded - 29/12/2009 18:50 - United States

Today, I told my mom I was going on a date tonight. She laughed and didn't believe me. When I tried to convince her it was real, she got mad and grounded me for lying. I had to cancel the date. FML

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Overreaction much?

By owngoalscored - 22/09/2018 22:00

Today, I was watching a movie that had a mild sex scene in it. My mother walked in just as that scene was starting and she flipped out. I'm now grounded. She's taken my TV and laptop out of my room and refuses to let me see my boyfriend because she's sure he's the cause of my "disgusting behaviour". FML

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By anonymous - 06/05/2013 18:08 - United States - Poway

Today, after my mom picked me up from the mall, she asked me what was in my bag from Gap. I wouldn't tell her, and she ended up grounding me. It was her Mother's Day present. FML

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By unfortunate - 30/06/2013 04:45 - United States

Today, my father informed me that I was born only because my mom lied about being on birth control. FML

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By Anonymous - 24/01/2011 07:29 - United States

Today, I was grounded for not agreeing with an article on dating my mom found in a very strict magazine. The article told parents to monitor phone calls, make rumors about their children cheating on people and not allow their children anywhere but home. FML

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By indian:( - 18/01/2009 21:57 - United States

Today, I realized that I hate lying to my mom about having a boyfriend. FML

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Correlation?

By Anonymous - 19/01/2023 06:00 - Netherlands

Today, I went to see a doctor because I have been experiencing hair loss. He insisted on a pregnancy test. My parents then grounded me. I'm a virgin. FML

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By yourebeautiful - 31/12/2011 20:37 - United States

Today, my mom took my cell to work with her. When she got home later, she scolded me for not answering her calls. When I pointed out that she'd taken it, she grounded me for "talking back". FML

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By kill me - 30/09/2018 03:00

Today, my dad overheard me and my girlfriend having a very personal conversation. His response was to burst into the room and ground me for a month for failing to get her to orgasm the last 3 times we had sex. FML

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By Anonymous - 07/10/2011 19:00 - United States

Today, after we got home from the doctor's office, my mom checked the voicemail. Loud and clear, we both heard my boyfriend's break-up message. My parents had already forbidden me from dating. FML

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JeanNe91 0

Thursday 26 March 2009 2:30

that's why you never tell parents the truth.

Slightmisshap 0

Thursday 26 March 2009 2:38

you can get it for free without parental permisson.....

Comments

av232 0

Monday 8 June 2009 6:13

must have been a trick...

SunbeamsAreYello 0

Tuesday 9 June 2009 0:41

You have irresponsible parents.

epicfail13337 4

Sunday 5 July 2009 4:04

Those aren't good parents....they are the reason why teens get aids. You should have kept going with the lie and gotten some birth control yourself. Better than getting a baby....

viaco12 0

Wednesday 9 September 2009 6:17

wo. u got played kid.

bubblybrooke 12

Monday 21 September 2009 3:50

my mom promised me birth control and total support if and when I decide to have sex. admittedly I was sleeping with the guy when she asked and I didn't tell her...my mum wouldn't pull crap like that tho lol she would, she'd just make feel bad or guilty, and my father would have KILLED him. and to the person that said the ppl that lose their virginity at age 14 regret it later, well, that was 6 monthes ago for me and I still don't regret it. I wouldn't have traded it for anything.

metro_mello 0

Sunday 10 January 2010 16:20

They mean you will regret it when you're older. And trust me you will. SO far everyone who has done it at a young age I asked them all if they regretted it. They said yes. So trust me a time will come when you will regret it for doing it at 14 :)

SoulChoc_fml 0

Saturday 26 September 2009 12:27

ur mother is ridiculous, she should be looking out for ur future, but it seems like she's too busy being strict and close-minded

Guitarist45 0

Tuesday 6 October 2009 5:49

what a dick move

foolishpenguin21 0

Friday 29 January 2010 20:01

My parents made me break up with my boyfriend when they found out we'd "done more than kissing," even though I'm 18 and we never had sex. Some parents just can't be trusted...and it's the parents' fault for not reacting correctly to situations. But, if I'm reading this right, the mom knew to begin with so the OP shouldn't have lied, because she was screwed no matter how she replied...but ultimately, you don't need your parents to get birth control, so maybe that would've been the way to go when things started getting serious.