FML : Today, I was grounded for not agreeing with an article on dating my mom found in a very strict magazine. The article told parents to monitor phone calls,...

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Today, I was grounded for not agreeing with an article on dating my mom found in a very strict magazine. The article told parents to monitor phone calls, make rumors about their children cheating on people and not allow their children anywhere but home. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By Anonymous / Monday 24 January 2011 07:29 / United States

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By oldenuff2party | 3

#2001659 - Monday 24 January 2011 12:19

thats messed up

By AlexBuda | 0

#2001704 - Monday 24 January 2011 12:25

Congrats, your mom is a Nazi! :P

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By oldenuff2party | 3

#2001659 - Monday 24 January 2011 12:19

thats messed up

megamatt215 | 0

#2001677 - Monday 24 January 2011 12:21

very, very messed up.

Snowjob | 0

#2001687 - Monday 24 January 2011 12:22

ydi for being gay.

khaldeiahalali | 0

#2001748 - Monday 24 January 2011 12:37

cant wait till your bf has to met your mom

helloletsgo | 0

#2001850 - Monday 24 January 2011 12:56

that's Utah for ya

capt_awesome1 | 11

#2001872 - Monday 24 January 2011 12:59

so glad my mum's not like that !! :)

ImThePope | 2

#2001910 - Monday 24 January 2011 13:09

Stupid Mormons.... that's why I got myself excommunicated....

Mewzakuro240 | 0

#2002437 - Monday 24 January 2011 15:57

Thank you.

supertacowaffle | 41

#2024627 - Sunday 30 January 2011 11:30

that's really fucked up:@

bubblybrooke | 12

#2844467 - Friday 8 July 2011 4:50

I'm in the exact same boat, I don't get an opinion at my house. 1 1/2 more years.

DOKTRK | 7

#3178671 - Thursday 25 August 2011 21:23

That's not Utah. That's just some strict Mormons in utah

lenor_fml | 7

#3198312 - Monday 29 August 2011 11:00

My parents use the phrase "we should've trained you better"

159_fml | 17

#3621355 - Tuesday 22 November 2011 21:18

I agree #3

WiredTechnician | 26

#5524664 - Friday 7 June 2013 11:45

Not always XD my parents aren't like that and I'm from Utah

Sir_Random_Guy | 17

#6002817 - Wednesday 9 July 2014 10:56

My mom uses the phrase "your the worst son ever"

By theten_fml | 9

#2001665 - Monday 24 January 2011 12:19

=[ this FML isn't funny

By x_Cupcakes | 0

#2001689 - Monday 24 January 2011 12:22

Three words: fuck your life

hotair10 | 9

#2001857 - Monday 24 January 2011 12:57

AGREED!!!

That is absolute BULLSHIT!!!! Nobody, especially your mother of all people, should be spreading those lies!!! The people who wrote that magazine deserve to burn!!!!

DjeePee | 24

#2001889 - Monday 24 January 2011 13:06

Nobody deserves to burn. It's only an opinion, a very bad one, but still, freedom of speech for everybody.

DocBastard | 38

#2002402 - Monday 24 January 2011 15:51

No, the only people who deserve to burn are those who wish an unnecessarily painful death on others.

hotair10 | 9

#2002776 - Monday 24 January 2011 18:16

and witches!!! They should burn at the stake!!!!

BadKitty13 | 27

#2003033 - Monday 24 January 2011 19:13

Why should Witches burn at the stake ? Did they do something to you that you have to be mean and vindictive ?

MEM0817 | 18

#2003457 - Monday 24 January 2011 21:46

111- you ruined it.

arminium | 0

#2004483 - Tuesday 25 January 2011 1:56

does that mean you need to burn 77? if so I brought matches :D

BadKitty13 | 27

#2005020 - Tuesday 25 January 2011 4:42

whatever

vergaso | 0

#2005482 - Tuesday 25 January 2011 7:20

doc bastard you mean like you just did yourself?

By lovexbox | 8

#2001693 - Monday 24 January 2011 12:23

That sucks.

By flipstar530 | 0

#2001700 - Monday 24 January 2011 12:24

wow that's awful. sorry :(

Sexual_predator | 0

#3619797 - Tuesday 22 November 2011 13:01

Yeah, that does suck, her mom's reading the wrong fucking magazine.

By AlexBuda | 0

#2001704 - Monday 24 January 2011 12:25

Congrats, your mom is a Nazi! :P

beaker38 | 5

#2001742 - Monday 24 January 2011 12:35

a control nazi

unfortunate_13 | 5

#2001758 - Monday 24 January 2011 12:39

psycho mom!!

MissFukMyLuck | 0

#2002328 - Monday 24 January 2011 15:20

well I agree with watching your kids while their dating...the whole teen pregnancy epidemic is at large... but my mom was controlling like that and as soon as I moved out I went crazy with freedom. parents these days don't know when to quit or just don't give a shit anymore.

yourWIFEandKIDS | 0

#2004546 - Tuesday 25 January 2011 2:19

HAIL HITLER!

alfredrog | 0

#2006624 - Tuesday 25 January 2011 13:42

Lmfaooo !!!

tash4220 | 0

#4483892 - Saturday 26 May 2012 15:37

Heil Hitler *

By jacob4848 | 4

#2001708 - Monday 24 January 2011 12:28

Dinner with your mom :D

By insanesna1l | 0

#2001719 - Monday 24 January 2011 12:32

isn't Utah full of crazy mormons? just call the Feds and tell them you are being held against your will

sevans | 0

#2002003 - Monday 24 January 2011 13:43

technically it doesn't matter since op's still a minor. they'll just call it parenting.

Fay303 | 5

#2002112 - Monday 24 January 2011 14:24

excuse me? I'm a Mormon, we aren't crazy. I agree the mother is being completely ridiculous but that has nothing to do with being mormon.

sinny7684 | 4

#2002490 - Monday 24 January 2011 16:23

Don't take it personally... most people are going to assume OP's mother is religious because of how "strict" the magazine is, how backwards their opinion is and how she agrees with it.

monkye_fml | 0

#2002905 - Monday 24 January 2011 18:54

plus the fact that op lives in Utah. everyone assumes that all residents of Utah are mormons. like it's a state law to live there or something.

Steventhe3rd | 0

#2003614 - Monday 24 January 2011 22:48

Mormons are an enthnic group of crazy controlling parents that don't want anybody to hear good music that says fuck or to drink before your 18 I will propably move to Europe so I don't have to raise my kids with super strict friends that we all know are full of shit