Miscellaneous: Today, my mother asked me if my boyfriend and I were getting...

By Anonymous - 25/03/2009 20:40 - United States

Today, my mother asked me if my boyfriend and I were getting serious. I quickly lied and said no. She then informed me that if things ever heated up that she would take me to get birthcontrol. Wanting birthcontrol, I confessed. In turn she grounded me. I am not allowed to see my boyfriend anymore. FML

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By Grounded - 29/12/2009 18:50 - United States

Today, I told my mom I was going on a date tonight. She laughed and didn't believe me. When I tried to convince her it was real, she got mad and grounded me for lying. I had to cancel the date. FML

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Overreaction much?

By owngoalscored - 22/09/2018 22:00

Today, I was watching a movie that had a mild sex scene in it. My mother walked in just as that scene was starting and she flipped out. I'm now grounded. She's taken my TV and laptop out of my room and refuses to let me see my boyfriend because she's sure he's the cause of my "disgusting behaviour". FML

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By anonymous - 06/05/2013 18:08 - United States - Poway

Today, after my mom picked me up from the mall, she asked me what was in my bag from Gap. I wouldn't tell her, and she ended up grounding me. It was her Mother's Day present. FML

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By unfortunate - 30/06/2013 04:45 - United States

Today, my father informed me that I was born only because my mom lied about being on birth control. FML

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By Anonymous - 24/01/2011 07:29 - United States

Today, I was grounded for not agreeing with an article on dating my mom found in a very strict magazine. The article told parents to monitor phone calls, make rumors about their children cheating on people and not allow their children anywhere but home. FML

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By indian:( - 18/01/2009 21:57 - United States

Today, I realized that I hate lying to my mom about having a boyfriend. FML

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Correlation?

By Anonymous - 19/01/2023 06:00 - Netherlands

Today, I went to see a doctor because I have been experiencing hair loss. He insisted on a pregnancy test. My parents then grounded me. I'm a virgin. FML

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By yourebeautiful - 31/12/2011 20:37 - United States

Today, my mom took my cell to work with her. When she got home later, she scolded me for not answering her calls. When I pointed out that she'd taken it, she grounded me for "talking back". FML

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By kill me - 30/09/2018 03:00

Today, my dad overheard me and my girlfriend having a very personal conversation. His response was to burst into the room and ground me for a month for failing to get her to orgasm the last 3 times we had sex. FML

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By Anonymous - 07/10/2011 19:00 - United States

Today, after we got home from the doctor's office, my mom checked the voicemail. Loud and clear, we both heard my boyfriend's break-up message. My parents had already forbidden me from dating. FML

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JeanNe91 0

Thursday 26 March 2009 2:30

that's why you never tell parents the truth.

Slightmisshap 0

Thursday 26 March 2009 2:38

you can get it for free without parental permisson.....

Comments

Leprecon 3

Sunday 29 March 2009 16:51

You know why young people get stds, get pregnant and get in trouble ? Because of people like your mom. Remember kids, your parents cant be trusted. Thanks bitch for ruining the childhood of another couple of children who are too afraid to talk to their parents.

maiden_girl 5

Monday 30 March 2009 2:55

I would suggest condoms over birth control...

OnTheRun 0

Monday 30 March 2009 22:34

SHE GOT YOU!!!! LMAO

mo_jack 0

Tuesday 31 March 2009 21:43

When i was dating my now-ex, my mom told me she would get me birth control if i needed it, but we werent having sex. Now I'm with a new boy and I need birth control... but this story scares me and makes me not want to ask her for it anymore.

MaleeaNicole 0

Tuesday 31 March 2009 23:22

I completely understand your problem. I am in the exact situation, except I am not telling my mother, regardless of her offer. I know it was a trap. There are a ton of people here talking about how easy it is to get birth control. They are wrong. I am 17 years old and am only allowed out of the house once a week. That makes it pretty hard to sneak to the health department to get it. I don't have my own car, so I can't just say that I am going to the store. It isn't as simple at it seems. But my boyfriend and I are super careful. We always use condoms. I trust that you do too. And I also think that people here are pretty ignorant for saying that you are to young. There is no age limit for love. And if two people love each other, they have all the right to express it. Hopefully your mom will calm down and let you start seeing him again. I don't know what I'd do without mine. =]

DoctorBrilliant 0

Wednesday 1 April 2009 7:38

Wow, that was a really bitch move your mom did there. If that was me, and I was a girl, I would totally sneak up on my mom and secretly fertilize her in vitro. Then, when she realized she somehow got pregnant, I would be like, "Talk to me about birth control, will you? You *****!" While laughing at her. But that's just me. Might not be the best option for you. =P

lologirl419 0

Sunday 5 April 2009 23:42

Hahaha, it was obviously a trick to get you to confess... I laugh because I can SO see my mother doing something like that!

cobb138 0

Friday 10 April 2009 16:09

i agree with #12. i wouldve been supremely pissed off

Gryphon 0

Monday 13 April 2009 20:06

I'm in the same kinda situation.. it sucks! I'm learning to hate my mom.. she just shouted at me because my boyfriend bought me a jacket for my birthday.. WTF?! tell her to go **** herself and go see him anyway. she is willingly putting strain on your relationship.