Today, I was watching a movie that had a mild sex scene in it. My mother walked in just as that scene was starting and she flipped out. I'm now grounded. She's taken my TV and laptop out of my room and refuses to let me see my boyfriend because she's sure he's the cause of my "disgusting behaviour". FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was playing a game with my family where we had to say the name of an actor/actress that started with a certain letter. When I said mine, my dad grounded me because he knew it was a pornstar. Now my mom is mad at my dad for watching porn too. FML
Today, my mother asked me if my boyfriend and I were getting serious. I quickly lied and said no. She then informed me that if things ever heated up, she would take me to get birth control. Wanting birth control, I confessed. In turn she grounded me. I'm not allowed to see my boyfriend anymore. FML
Today, I was watching TV with my grandpa, and he stopped flipping channels on a movie with a hot naked chick getting oiled down. Suddenly the remote landed on my stomach as my mom and grandma walked in. They yelled at me for being a pervert, while my grandpa sat and chuckled. FML
Today, I was watching anime in my room when my mom walked in with fresh laundry. It would've been fine at literally any other moment, but the scene on at the time involved girls groping each other in a hot spring. Now she's accusing me of being in cartoon porn. FML
Today, I was having computer problems, so I let my friend have remote access to fix them. We were video-chatting on Skype at the time, and so he thought it'd be hilarious to load hardcore porn in my browser the moment he saw my mom enter the room from behind me. I'm now grounded. FML
Today, my normally very modest and prissy mom came home, pissed off about something. I asked her what was wrong, but she wouldn't say, and snapped at me to "fuck off." She then grounded me for "making" her use that kind of "vile language." FML
Today, I went to see a movie with my parents. During a sex scene, my dad covered my eyes. I'm married and have 2 kids. FML
Today, while at my boyfriend's house waiting for him to shower, his mother slams a pair of underwear on the table and tells me that if she ever finds something like that in her son's room again, she is forbidding him from seeing me. The underwear isn't mine. FML
Today, I asked my friend to download Frozen for me, because my mom wanted to play it for family movie night. The movie was shit, but it got even worse halfway through, when it cut to hardcore porn and a text bar saying "umad?" Now I'm grounded, and my "friend" is a legend for his prank. FML
Today, while watching a family movie, my mother made every effort to make sure I covered my eyes during a kissing scene. I guess it shouldn't be a surprise, since she still forces me to put my phone in her room every night as she makes me go to bed at 8:30 PM. FML
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BurnInDemonFire 39
Remind her how you came into existence in the first place.
real life problems 26
I was watching Spartacus and had my mom walk in right as they were showing 2 guys having sex. That was fun to explain
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BurnInDemonFire 39
Remind her how you came into existence in the first place.
Chazzster 32
I am guessing that it was Mom’s own experiences that caused her to overreact in the first place - So I’m not so sure reminding Mom that sex has been around for a while would help. Unfortunately some parents are so sexually constipated they are unable to picture their daughter or son ever being ready for sex.
real life problems 26
I was watching Spartacus and had my mom walk in right as they were showing 2 guys having sex. That was fun to explain
raven_of_azarath 35
She didn’t even give you a chance to show her what you were watching and the rating of it?
Charlie Given 28
Umm has your mom no respect has she ever heard of knocking on a door first and does she think it's the 1950's 🙄😒
kazekai8 11
Is your mom one of those Christian parents?
tounces7 28
That was my very first thought too.
Emma Marshall 19
How old are you?
Phillycheeze 20
Sounds like your mom needs to get laid
NostalgiaFreak9 43
At least you didn't get caught watching an anime with females groping each other.
Tony Friddle 11
change her ringtone to something **** related.
Cody Vertigo Bonthoux 15
tell her to get her head out of the bible and wake up for once