Love and Intimacy: Overreaction much? - FML

Overreaction much?

By owngoalscored - 22/09/2018 22:00

Today, I was watching a movie that had a mild sex scene in it. My mother walked in just as that scene was starting and she flipped out. I'm now grounded. She's taken my TV and laptop out of my room and refuses to let me see my boyfriend because she's sure he's the cause of my "disgusting behaviour". FML

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BurnInDemonFire 33

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Sunday 16 September 2018 6:19

Remind her how you came into existence in the first place.

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Saturday 22 September 2018 23:19

I was watching Spartacus and had my mom walk in right as they were showing 2 guys having sex. That was fun to explain

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BurnInDemonFire 33

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Sunday 16 September 2018 6:19

Remind her how you came into existence in the first place.

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Sunday 23 September 2018 1:32

I am guessing that it was Mom’s own experiences that caused her to overreact in the first place - So I’m not so sure reminding Mom that sex has been around for a while would help. Unfortunately some parents are so sexually constipated they are unable to picture their daughter or son ever being ready for sex.

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Saturday 22 September 2018 23:19

I was watching Spartacus and had my mom walk in right as they were showing 2 guys having sex. That was fun to explain

raven_of_azarath 34

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Saturday 22 September 2018 23:51

She didn’t even give you a chance to show her what you were watching and the rating of it?

Charlie Given 25

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Saturday 22 September 2018 23:54

Umm has your mom no respect has she ever heard of knocking on a door first and does she think it's the 1950's 🙄😒

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Sunday 23 September 2018 0:03

Is your mom one of those Christian parents?

tounces7 27

Monday 24 September 2018 0:00

That was my very first thought too.

Emma Marshall 19

Sunday 23 September 2018 0:22

How old are you?

Phillycheeze 20

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Sunday 23 September 2018 1:23

Sounds like your mom needs to get laid

NostalgiaFreak9 40

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Sunday 23 September 2018 2:25

At least you didn't get caught watching an anime with females groping each other.

Tony Friddle 11

Sunday 23 September 2018 2:35

change her ringtone to something porn related.

Cody Vertigo Bonthoux 15

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Sunday 23 September 2018 6:36

tell her to get her head out of the bible and wake up for once

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