adam
France
Today, my mom woke me up and asked if I wanted breakfast. I had passed out naked on the kitchen floor after a party. FML
Collection
Black Friday
70% off something you didn't need, a stampede and a cart that crashes at checkout. Thanks, Black Friday.
Same thing different taste
ahhhhhh
Philadelphia, United States
Today, I made my mom breakfast in bed for her birthday. She was naked when I went to give it to her. FML
Anonymous
Canada
Today, my mom informed me that she saw me sleepwalking last night. I didn't think much of it, until I remembered that I went to bed without any clothes on last night. FML
Jason the flasher
Party hard
Today, I went to a party that my friends were throwing. I had a great time and got blackout drunk. I woke up to videos from my girlfriend from last night. At some point I'd managed to take off my shorts and boxers and spent the rest of the party naked from the waist down. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I woke up fully clothed, trying to remember the night's events. I walk to the den to awkwardly ask my dad for a ride to my car and he points to the computer. A pic of me passed out on the bathroom floor is now our new wallpaper. My skirt was around my knees. He sent it to everyone we know. FML
Anonymous
Just a question
Today while I was about to go into the shower, my mom walked in on me while I was naked. She looked down and asked me if I was cold. FML
feartheend511
United States
Today, while my friends were over, my mom took too many of her pills and walked around the house nude. She then bit me. FML
Anonymous
This FML is from back in 2015 but it's good stuff
United States
Lost
Today, I went to a party with a friend. All I remember is passing out on the couch. About 10 minutes ago, I was woken up by a bucket of cold water and thrown out by the guy who lives there. I'm still dripping and very cold, and I have no idea where the hell I am. FML
CK95
United States
Today, I woke up after a night of New Year's Eve partying. I remember the night going great. What I don't remember is laying naked in the shower while my girlfriend ran water over my body to make me feel better. I also made my own funeral plans because I was convinced I was going to die. FML
BoomHeadshot
Australia
Today, I was trying to sneak home from a party. Instead, I head-butted a glass door and woke my mother up. FML
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Algeria
Today, I woke up after a night out partying only to find I'd wet the bed. I was so ashamed that I rolled my girlfriend into it to avoid taking the blame. FML
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Freeze_fml 17
Tell her you already had eggs sunny side up.
LMA0 5
Haha awkward! :p
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ChopGoneWild 0
depends on if u have a hot body,
ColdGold 6
You're mom sounds cool. But really, don't drink so much.
lakeoffyre 0
Your mom sounds like a pretty ok lady. You, on the other hand, should probably drink far less.
ndiesal 0
This isn't an FML, this is awesome! I mean, you're passed out naked on the kitchen floor and all she asks you if you want breakfast...not the obvious questions a mom would normally ask with some sort of freak out to go with it. Either your mom totally rocks, or she is used to this. If you're embarrassed, well...YDI.
helo2 0
lmfao 92.
Roadside24 0
My mom has pushed past 2 empty beer cases and a 2/6 to grab a shirt out of my closet, didn't say anything about the booze :D
Shmorange 0
This is NOT an FML. There are several reasons why: 1. She does not care that you party, which is, of course, every rebellious teenager's dream. Do not post on FML. 2. This could be a case of YDI. (Embarrassment over nakedness.) a. YOU'RE the dumbfuck who got drunk and passed out. Naked. b. YOU'RE the dumbfuck who passed out on the kitchen floor. c. If you're old enough to drink, then you're the dumbfuck who won't move out of his mother's house. (Pissed off that your mom woke you up) a. YOU'RE the dumbfuck who passed out IN THE KITCHEN. The only way this could be a true FML is because your mom is a dumbfuck enabler and does not give a shit about your ass. No mother in their right mind would allow their child to pass out drunk in their kitchen. How irresponsible. About this I would say get emancipated if you're a teen, but you're such a dumbfuck that you party and pass out drunk and naked on your mother's kitchen floor. NO judge would allow you to take care of yourself. You clearly can't. No matter what, somebody is a dumbfuck and this should NOT have been posted.
JordanBitesYoo 0
then that little kid has a bad father
nicadeo 0
hhahahaha lucky
volcanicplayerx 0
this sux