adam
France
Today, my mom woke me up and asked if I wanted breakfast. I had passed out naked on the kitchen floor after a party. FML
Collection
Black Friday
70% off something you didn't need, a stampede and a cart that crashes at checkout. Thanks, Black Friday.
Same thing different taste
ahhhhhh
Philadelphia, United States
Today, I made my mom breakfast in bed for her birthday. She was naked when I went to give it to her. FML
Anonymous
Canada
Today, my mom informed me that she saw me sleepwalking last night. I didn't think much of it, until I remembered that I went to bed without any clothes on last night. FML
Jason the flasher
Party hard
Today, I went to a party that my friends were throwing. I had a great time and got blackout drunk. I woke up to videos from my girlfriend from last night. At some point I'd managed to take off my shorts and boxers and spent the rest of the party naked from the waist down. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I woke up fully clothed, trying to remember the night's events. I walk to the den to awkwardly ask my dad for a ride to my car and he points to the computer. A pic of me passed out on the bathroom floor is now our new wallpaper. My skirt was around my knees. He sent it to everyone we know. FML
Anonymous
Just a question
Today while I was about to go into the shower, my mom walked in on me while I was naked. She looked down and asked me if I was cold. FML
feartheend511
United States
Today, while my friends were over, my mom took too many of her pills and walked around the house nude. She then bit me. FML
Anonymous
This FML is from back in 2015 but it's good stuff
United States
Lost
Today, I went to a party with a friend. All I remember is passing out on the couch. About 10 minutes ago, I was woken up by a bucket of cold water and thrown out by the guy who lives there. I'm still dripping and very cold, and I have no idea where the hell I am. FML
CK95
United States
Today, I woke up after a night of New Year's Eve partying. I remember the night going great. What I don't remember is laying naked in the shower while my girlfriend ran water over my body to make me feel better. I also made my own funeral plans because I was convinced I was going to die. FML
BoomHeadshot
Australia
Today, I was trying to sneak home from a party. Instead, I head-butted a glass door and woke my mother up. FML
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Algeria
Today, I woke up after a night out partying only to find I'd wet the bed. I was so ashamed that I rolled my girlfriend into it to avoid taking the blame. FML
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Freeze_fml 17
Tell her you already had eggs sunny side up.
LMA0 5
Haha awkward! :p
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sparxva 12
epic fail.
k22_fml 0
haha why didn't you have a friend with u to at least take u to ur room/ Were u partying that hard by yourself? http://finglife.blogspot.com/
ShadowzI 0
You fainted an you were naked lmfao. That's a double whammy right there. Firstly why were you naked? Dare, naked party, bong party, nauxious gas? next you fainted on your own kitchen floor during the party? So what happen to your friends? EPIC FAIL Anyways I question that but whatevs. Invite me to the party next time if your planning to get naked and hit the booze!
epound28 0
fudgepacker.
Nic_hole 0
lolz she didn't even put a towel on you?
ut_fan1 0
your mom is awesome
stolencrackers 1
This one was funny. When I came home after a night of drinking, I would usually be hungry and turn the oven on for frozen pizza or fries or something, but would pass out before I could cook anything. So, my mom started making food I could microwave and leave it on a plate near the oven say "Do Not Turn On" Which, I usually would be too gone to work the microwave but it saved my mom the worry of me leaving our gas oven on. My mom was clever.
leftylanza 0
that's just funny
gazelle_fml 0
haha awkward:)
eric62086 0
that just means u gad an AWESOME night hah
giosthename 0
Your mom sounds so nice!