adam
France
Today, my mom woke me up and asked if I wanted breakfast. I had passed out naked on the kitchen floor after a party. FML
Collection
Wild Nights Out
Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Same thing different taste
ahhhhhh
Philadelphia, United States
Today, I made my mom breakfast in bed for her birthday. She was naked when I went to give it to her. FML
Anonymous
Canada
Today, my mom informed me that she saw me sleepwalking last night. I didn't think much of it, until I remembered that I went to bed without any clothes on last night. FML
Jason the flasher
Party hard
Today, I went to a party that my friends were throwing. I had a great time and got blackout drunk. I woke up to videos from my girlfriend from last night. At some point I'd managed to take off my shorts and boxers and spent the rest of the party naked from the waist down. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I woke up fully clothed, trying to remember the night's events. I walk to the den to awkwardly ask my dad for a ride to my car and he points to the computer. A pic of me passed out on the bathroom floor is now our new wallpaper. My skirt was around my knees. He sent it to everyone we know. FML
Anonymous
Just a question
Today while I was about to go into the shower, my mom walked in on me while I was naked. She looked down and asked me if I was cold. FML
feartheend511
United States
Today, while my friends were over, my mom took too many of her pills and walked around the house nude. She then bit me. FML
Anonymous
This FML is from back in 2015 but it's good stuff
United States
Lost
Today, I went to a party with a friend. All I remember is passing out on the couch. About 10 minutes ago, I was woken up by a bucket of cold water and thrown out by the guy who lives there. I'm still dripping and very cold, and I have no idea where the hell I am. FML
CK95
United States
Today, I woke up after a night of New Year's Eve partying. I remember the night going great. What I don't remember is laying naked in the shower while my girlfriend ran water over my body to make me feel better. I also made my own funeral plans because I was convinced I was going to die. FML
BoomHeadshot
Australia
Today, I was trying to sneak home from a party. Instead, I head-butted a glass door and woke my mother up. FML
:(
Algeria
Today, I woke up after a night out partying only to find I'd wet the bed. I was so ashamed that I rolled my girlfriend into it to avoid taking the blame. FML
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Freeze_fml 17
Tell her you already had eggs sunny side up.
LMA0 5
Haha awkward! :p
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Comments (152)
Kockdiesel 0
like 10 years ago my mom caught me rubbing one out. that was a FML moment.
LOL_7052 0
not fml. party, getting naked, and passing out happily, followed by mom being cool about it.
DaNn0 0
this
tman9497 0
lol that must have been a good party
DzNutz619 0
at least she's cool about it
ALegitNinja 0
I think we found the last person in The Hangover! Were there any tigers in the bathroom? It was those darn roofies...
fatalkiss 0
at least she was cool about it (:
alex1432 9
#8 your hot
mckkayua 0
woooooow
savylane 0
best mom ever
tb_2010 0
epic fail on the OP part. how the hell does that happen? don't you think a cold hard floor would wake you up? I couldn't sleep a wink even if I tried. but cool mom for not flipping out. let alone offering breakfast.