By Anonymous - United States - New York
Today, I stole a pen from the doctor's office while she wasn't looking. Later on at work, I idly pulled the pen out during a meeting. My colleague looked at me, horrified. The pen had the words "minimally invasive gynecological surgery" emblazoned on it. I'm a man. FML
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  SammyS2012  |  21

i hate when people steal the pens in our office!! those are not complimentary pens; they are for others (and the staff) to use. I say that you deserve it wholeheartedly. To accidentally take it is alright, but you purposely stole it...

  ShyAnn29  |  14

I always take pens from the doctors office, they have cool pens, I was there once when the medical supply rep came and I asked if I could have a pen, not only did I get a pen, he gave me and my mom a huge handful of pens!

  Bibliovore  |  26

Medical supply and drug companies give doctors a bunch of cheap branded merchandise -- labeled pens, notepads, squeeze toys, etc. -- often leaving tons of the stuff every time they come by, or piling it on them at conferences. What doctors wind up with is not even necessarily in their specialty. Why anyone would want to steal the stuff is beyond me; the pens rarely write as well as the cheapest ones you can find at your local stores.