Miscellaneous: Today, I woke up fully clothed, trying to remember the night's...

By Anonymous - 28/05/2009 17:44 - United States

Today, I woke up fully clothed, trying to remember the night's events. I walk to the den to awkwardly ask my dad for a ride to my car and he points to the computer. A pic of me passed out on the bathroom floor is now our new wallpaper. My skirt was around my knees. He sent it to everyone we know. FML

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By adam - 03/02/2010 20:10 - France

Today, my mom woke me up and asked if I wanted breakfast. I had passed out naked on the kitchen floor after a party. FML

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By Matt - 13/07/2012 19:06 - United States

Today, I woke up in a daze after a long night drinking. I felt a subtle nudge on my shoulder. I was at my ex-girlfriend's house, passed out on top of her, with no pants on. Her dad was, in so many words, informing me that I had to leave immediately. FML

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By Anonymous - 11/11/2014 18:56 - United States - Dekalb

Today, I walked into my bathroom, only to find my dad passed out on the floor with his pants around his ankles. FML

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By tapeissticky591 - 14/07/2012 05:49 - Canada - Sherwood Park

Today, I woke up naked, duck-taped to the wall, with no memory of last night. FML

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By chunderful202 - 24/12/2012 08:46 - United Kingdom - Romford

Today, I woke up with a hangover from hell. My clothes were stained with vomit, I was propped up on the sofa with a bowl between my knees, and my hair tied to one side. My mum was taking photos to send to Grandma. FML

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By goldenshower - 05/02/2010 18:22 - United States

Today, I woke up at a guy's house drunk and soaked in my own pee. I had passed out with all my clothes on. Since I was late for work and didn't have a change of clothes, all I could do was throw my jeans in the dryer. I had to sit all day at work in crusty pee pants. FML

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By Anonymous - 28/08/2019 00:01 - Australia - Darwin

Today, I woke up in the shower at my coworker's house, with my clothes on and soaking wet. Apparently, the night before I drank too much and punched my best friend. The sad part is, I passed out on the couch, but somehow ended up in the shower, facing the wrong way. FML

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By Jebus - 24/01/2009 16:07 - Canada

Today, I brought a girl home from the bar. After sleeping together, she drunkenly stumbles to the bathroom to wash up. On her way back, she accidentally walks into my parents' room, turns on the lights and asks where her clothes are before figuring it out. FML

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By Anonymous - 05/10/2009 05:11 - Canada

Today, I woke up after a night of drinking in my backyard. All I was wearing were my boxers and one sock. I staggered up to see my car halfway through my garage wall, with a note saying, "Sorry dude". FML

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By :( - 27/01/2014 22:31 - Algeria

Today, I woke up after a night out partying only to find I'd wet the bed. I was so ashamed that I rolled my girlfriend into it to avoid taking the blame. FML

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uhmfml 0

Thursday 28 May 2009 22:55

that is why you don't drink to your blackout point. YDI. I really don't feel bad for you

boatiebanter 0

Thursday 28 May 2009 22:55

YDI for getting into such a ridiculous state, but seriously? He sent it to everyone you know? That's a massive dickmove so FYL as well.

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BlueShades152 0

Thursday 28 May 2009 22:54

Ouch...that's just a bit awkward.

responses 0

Thursday 4 February 2010 12:30

this is why after every commercial for alcohol they always says enjoy responsibly. I don't think passing out falls into that category.

rwac07 0

Saturday 27 March 2010 5:28

there goes your future....

KaanTech 0

Tuesday 7 June 2011 23:29

#177's commet made me say 'ouch'

boatiebanter 0

Thursday 28 May 2009 22:55

YDI for getting into such a ridiculous state, but seriously? He sent it to everyone you know? That's a massive dickmove so FYL as well.

saricaste 21

Monday 26 June 2017 14:43

^This.

uhmfml 0

Thursday 28 May 2009 22:55

that is why you don't drink to your blackout point. YDI. I really don't feel bad for you

shadexilmaendu 4

Saturday 8 September 2012 5:36

I'd say if it's her first time it's forgivable. Best way to learn your limits is to learn the hard way sometimes, sad as that is to say. :/ black out more than once? You gotta stop doing what you're doing.

Juliexo 0

Thursday 28 May 2009 22:55

I don't know if I believe that...

maddieguinn 0

Thursday 15 April 2010 21:15

why woodnt you??

Kylias 6

Thursday 28 May 2009 22:56

Uh, dude. I'd ask if you were wearing underwear at least, but either way, that's really creepy that it was sent out to everyone...

ZleveL 0

Friday 30 July 2010 7:10

dont worry, she probably got hundereds of dollars the next day.

SiLveRStaRLIGHT 0

Thursday 28 May 2009 22:57

Lol, pwn'd by your dad. YDI. It's embarrassing though...

love_owls 0

Thursday 28 May 2009 22:57

YDI... but why would your dad do that?!

hotgmrchk 5

Sunday 22 July 2012 22:21

Because he was trying to embarrass her to not do that again. If she's still living with her father, he probably doesn't want to deal with that on a regular basis. I know I wouldn't.

Boudica 0

Thursday 28 May 2009 22:57

Dad's fierce.

awkwardmoments 0

Thursday 28 May 2009 22:58

who needs punishment when you have a father fully equipped with a digital camera and your contact list? 100% ydi. next time, pass out on someone elses bathroom floor.