adam
France
Today, my mom woke me up and asked if I wanted breakfast. I had passed out naked on the kitchen floor after a party. FML
Collection
Black Friday
70% off something you didn't need, a stampede and a cart that crashes at checkout. Thanks, Black Friday.
Same thing different taste
ahhhhhh
Philadelphia, United States
Today, I made my mom breakfast in bed for her birthday. She was naked when I went to give it to her. FML
Anonymous
Canada
Today, my mom informed me that she saw me sleepwalking last night. I didn't think much of it, until I remembered that I went to bed without any clothes on last night. FML
Jason the flasher
Party hard
Today, I went to a party that my friends were throwing. I had a great time and got blackout drunk. I woke up to videos from my girlfriend from last night. At some point I'd managed to take off my shorts and boxers and spent the rest of the party naked from the waist down. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I woke up fully clothed, trying to remember the night's events. I walk to the den to awkwardly ask my dad for a ride to my car and he points to the computer. A pic of me passed out on the bathroom floor is now our new wallpaper. My skirt was around my knees. He sent it to everyone we know. FML
Anonymous
Just a question
Today while I was about to go into the shower, my mom walked in on me while I was naked. She looked down and asked me if I was cold. FML
feartheend511
United States
Today, while my friends were over, my mom took too many of her pills and walked around the house nude. She then bit me. FML
Anonymous
This FML is from back in 2015 but it's good stuff
United States
Lost
Today, I went to a party with a friend. All I remember is passing out on the couch. About 10 minutes ago, I was woken up by a bucket of cold water and thrown out by the guy who lives there. I'm still dripping and very cold, and I have no idea where the hell I am. FML
CK95
United States
Today, I woke up after a night of New Year's Eve partying. I remember the night going great. What I don't remember is laying naked in the shower while my girlfriend ran water over my body to make me feel better. I also made my own funeral plans because I was convinced I was going to die. FML
BoomHeadshot
Australia
Today, I was trying to sneak home from a party. Instead, I head-butted a glass door and woke my mother up. FML
:(
Algeria
Today, I woke up after a night out partying only to find I'd wet the bed. I was so ashamed that I rolled my girlfriend into it to avoid taking the blame. FML
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Freeze_fml 17
Tell her you already had eggs sunny side up.
LMA0 5
Haha awkward! :p
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fuster 0
Well, it's a good thing it was breakfast time and she wasn't offering you a 'tossed salad' or 'hot lunch'.
crailboyne 0
or a ******* sandwhich
michaelscott69 0
lul wut
perdix 31
Did she ask if you want huevos?
IDOLGIRL 0
if you can't handle the booze, you ought not drink. YDI for being an irresponsible idiot. if I had found you like that, I'd have stuffed a lamb chop up your ass.
MermaidSongXOXO 6
Perdix, you win as always. But, I think it could have been much worse if she said "Quieres follar? He traído el tequila."
perdix 31
I used my prodigious Interwebz skillz to figure that one out. ¡Que Caliente!
louie111887 0
your my hero. u always know the right things to say, subtle yet halarious : )
SeeBrendenBurn 0
Pay no attention to the dried semen around her lips, the fact you're tied down, and your sore penis. Those details are unimportant. Rather, tell us about how she wanted to know if you desired breakfast. What a kind, nurturing, loving mother! FYL for not realizing what an amazing mother, maid, and milf you've been blessed with!
ModernWarfare3_fml 0
M__ I_ L___ F___ Fill in the blanks :))
Wooddaver 0
WINcest!
snafu57 1
lemme guess. RDR435 tapped you, right?
alexisthename 0
LMAO
lucifer69_fml 0
did she finger your bumhole
Extacy23 0
I'll finger yours
osnapp55 0
95 wins and ide **** you but im a desprite 14 y/o lol wait i just called you ugly..
baseball6917 8
WINNN
Rubyduby 8
That doesn't even make sense
omg2010 0
aw
IDOLGIRL 0
if you can't handle the booze, you ought not drink. YDI for being an irresponsible idiot. if I had found you like that, I'd have shoved a maggot-laden lambchop up your butt.
DaNn0 0
It's far more irresponsible to drink and not wake up naked. You obviously don't know how to drink 'properly' yet. And what's with you and lamb chops?
Wooddaver 0
today, i was awoken by an UFIA. FML
blastvortex 4
It'd be funny if she cooked the sausages, eggs, etc in any leftover bile.
eddieboy13 0
dumbass! ur mom should have kicked you in the balls to wake u up!!