By Cat vs. Dog - 28/04/2014 21:03 - United States - Laramie

Today, my escape artist of a dog got out. She not only chased someone else's cat into someone else's house, but promptly defecated all over their living room floor out of excitement. That's one way to meet the new neighbors. FML
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Same thing different taste

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iLike2Teabag 27

Oh thank god. I thought I was the only one who defecates when I'm excited.

If I was your neighbor I would be more amazed than angry. How the hell does a dog chase a cat into another persons house? Offer to clean the mess for them, show you can be a kind person and I'm sure they'll relax a little if they're mad.

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I have 2 dogs, and from experience you have to be very cautious about moving them!

What does this have to do with anything and how does one "move a dog?" I was under the impression that dogs are capable of walking without assistance from their overbearing overlords.

OP made reference to their new neighbours, so I presumed OP had just moved homes. I just moved homes and had to dog-proof my backyard.

incoherentrmblr 21

You go over when the neighbors are home to find the door kicked in by that random guy Dane Cook talks about, though you think it was your dog that did it.

I was not expecting such a dated reference, let alone Dane Cook

Thank you #17, for being funny, almost spit my coffee out at overbearing overlords.

If I was your neighbor I would be more amazed than angry. How the hell does a dog chase a cat into another persons house? Offer to clean the mess for them, show you can be a kind person and I'm sure they'll relax a little if they're mad.

I'm just saying that the situation is weird Someone else's cat was chased into someone else's home by someone else's dog. If the doors were closed, which I'm assuming because nobody really leaves their doors open, how did the dog get in? We need an explanation

iLike2Teabag 27

The same way the cat got in?

You can't presume that the neighbours had their door closed - what if they were home and wanting to air their house? You can't predict a dog running into your home and ******** on the floor... at least I dont.

My thought was through a cat flap/doggy door.

askullnamedbilly 33

Maybe the neighbors were still in the actual process of moving in and had their doors open to bring in their boxes and furniture.

About twelve or thirteen years ago when I was still little, I had two cats and the neighbours had just moved in. I went to get my cats out of their home because they had wandered in through the open front door. It's probably not the most common thing to happen, but random animals walking into your home does happen.

iLike2Teabag 27

Oh thank god. I thought I was the only one who defecates when I'm excited.

Sex must be interesting for you then?

That comment, coupled with the fact that he apparently likes to teabag, is actually kind of grossing me out.

that sucks, OP! my dog is a douchebag too. he thinks the best way to greet a friend is to poop in their home.

In dog talk, it kind of is. It's a form of marking to feel more comfortable.

My honour goes to you, fallen comrade. Someone needed to take the shot.

cryssycakesx3 22

*loads gun* ok now be still. This will hopefully kill you.

Out of all the horrible puns in this world you could make, you made the dumbest, most overused, horrible pun to ever exist in mankind ever. There are so many other puns out there to choose from, but the one chosen was that one. I fear for humanity. Soon it will be overrun by shitty situation "jokes," and everyone with a little bit of sense will suffer. I will hope for your soul.

Your dog really knows how to break the ice!

Organize cleaners to clean their carpets and safeguard your property OP. I had a dog escape my yard once and she got run over and killed. I'm still mourning her. :(

it's a dog get over it. be sad for a little, then get over it.

That sucks but you'll be soon looking back and laughing with your neighbors about this!

My cat literally runs outside just to beat the shit out of a stray cat. Now when that happens I'll think about this and realize it could be a lot worse.

The_Big_Boss 20
iLike2Teabag 27